Joey West
Six Proofs That Golf Isn't A Sport.

1. Golf has no stop watches or timers -- it can take forever to play one round and usually does.

2. Golf has no gold medals -- everyone was so bored with golf at the first Olympics that the game was chucked in a week.

3. Golfers don't wear numbers or uniforms -- what kind of sport doesn't have uniforms?

4. Golf has no referees -- what kind of sport trusts the players to the honor system?

5. Golf balls don't move when you're hitting them -- how tough can it be?

6. Golfers aren't athletes -- what kind of athletes would smoke, drink and eat a hot dog while they're right in the middle of a game?

The Funniest Game:

You know you're a hack when your divot flies farther than your ball!

I enjoy shooting in the 120's. I figure I'm getting more for my money.

How do you tell the difference between a whiff and a practice swing? -Nobody curses after a practice swing.

An easy par three.

Golf never made it as an Olympic sport. It is more properly a Special Olympic sport because everyone who enters has a handicap.

Las Vegas Golf Package
Dates: March 12, 2015 - December 31, 2015
With the Las Vegas Golf and Country Club Package you'll play 1 round each at highly acclaimed courses Silverstone and Spanish Trail, and enjoy two nights of deluxe king or double queen accommodations at Red Rock Resort with views of the the mountains and the Strip.
Price range: $425
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