1. Golf has no stop watches or timers -- it can take forever to play one round and usually does.

2. Golf has no gold medals -- everyone was so bored with golf at the first Olympics that the game was chucked in a week.

3. Golfers don't wear numbers or uniforms -- what kind of sport doesn't have uniforms?

4. Golf has no referees -- what kind of sport trusts the players to the honor system?

5. Golf balls don't move when you're hitting them -- how tough can it be?

6. Golfers aren't athletes -- what kind of athletes would smoke, drink and eat a hot dog while they're right in the middle of a game?

The Funniest Game:

Hangtime:
You know you're a hack when your divot flies farther than your ball!

Cheapskate:
I enjoy shooting in the 120's. I figure I'm getting more for my money.

Joke:
How do you tell the difference between a whiff and a practice swing? -Nobody curses after a practice swing.

Oxymoronic:
An easy par three.

Pastime:
Golf never made it as an Olympic sport. It is more properly a Special Olympic sport because everyone who enters has a handicap.