Joey West
Golf and the Bedroom

Things Heard on the Golf Course That Could Just As Well Be Heard in the Bedroom:

Read these one at a time and savor the moment.

1. What am I doing wrong?

2. Try putting a little more feeling into it.

3. It's been so long, I can't remember the last time we played a round.

4. You know I can't concentrate when I have a headache.

The Funniest Game

Rules?
The worst cheaters are those golfers who don't even know they're doing it. They take liberties they think they are entitled to.

Hey, Batter:
How is shooting out of the woods like pitching in baseball?
-It's next to impossible to get a no-hitter.

Sexy:
LPGA pro Helen Douglas, after winning a 54 hole tournament played at three different clubs, was introduced as "the new state intercourse champion."

Sure Shot Reducer:
Forget about all those "how to" books, videos and articles. The only sure way
to save strokes is with an eraser!


Wisconsin Dells Golf Package
Dates: July 14, 2014 - October 31, 2014
Wild Rock / Wilderness Resort golf packages - One Round is Never Enough! Why rush through a great golf vacation. We have lodging options that range from hotel rooms, guest suites, condos and villas, all the way up to private cabins large enough to accommodate 20 guests. Package rates are per person and include one-nights lodging at Wilderness Resort, green fees, golf cart, use of the practice facility, and lunch at the clubhouse.
Price range: $99
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