Joey West
Golf and the Bedroom

Things Heard on the Golf Course That Could Just As Well Be Heard in the Bedroom:

Read these one at a time and savor the moment.

1. What am I doing wrong?

2. Try putting a little more feeling into it.

3. It's been so long, I can't remember the last time we played a round.

4. You know I can't concentrate when I have a headache.

The Funniest Game

Rules?
The worst cheaters are those golfers who don't even know they're doing it. They take liberties they think they are entitled to.

Hey, Batter:
How is shooting out of the woods like pitching in baseball?
-It's next to impossible to get a no-hitter.

Sexy:
LPGA pro Helen Douglas, after winning a 54 hole tournament played at three different clubs, was introduced as "the new state intercourse champion."

Sure Shot Reducer:
Forget about all those "how to" books, videos and articles. The only sure way
to save strokes is with an eraser!


Wisconsin Dells Golf Package
Dates: April 24, 2015 - October 31, 2015
Located on 600 acres in Wisconsin Dells, Wilderness Hotel & Golf Resort is America's largest waterpark resort! In addition to diverse lodging options (including guest rooms, villas, condominiums and cabins) guests can enjoy a round at Wild Rock Golf Club, the most awarded course in Wisconsin Dells. Packages include one night's lodging, green fees, golf cart, GPS, use of practice facility, and lunch at the clubhouse.
Price range: $99