Joey West
Golf and the Bedroom

Things Heard on the Golf Course That Could Just As Well Be Heard in the Bedroom:

Read these one at a time and savor the moment.

1. What am I doing wrong?

2. Try putting a little more feeling into it.

3. It's been so long, I can't remember the last time we played a round.

4. You know I can't concentrate when I have a headache.

The Funniest Game

Rules?
The worst cheaters are those golfers who don't even know they're doing it. They take liberties they think they are entitled to.

Hey, Batter:
How is shooting out of the woods like pitching in baseball?
-It's next to impossible to get a no-hitter.

Sexy:
LPGA pro Helen Douglas, after winning a 54 hole tournament played at three different clubs, was introduced as "the new state intercourse champion."

Sure Shot Reducer:
Forget about all those "how to" books, videos and articles. The only sure way
to save strokes is with an eraser!


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