The Batman of golf cannot be mauled by mosquitoes while in the process of duck-hooking yet another drive.

To protect against pernicious pestilence, I've stocked my utility bag with Bug Bam! bracelets.

Although extremely pungent, the bracelets are preferable to messy bug sprays (which also smell pretty foul), and last for several days. They do, however, lose their effectiveness with time (after about 100 hours), so the order of 16 wristbands for $20 available at the website is recommended.

Bug Bam! won't stop bullets (or duck-hooks), but it'll protect the Capped Crusader from attacks by nefarious no-see-ums and fiendish flies.

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