On the first day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the second day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the third day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
six Bloody Marys,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
seven caddies jokin',
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
eight cart girls flirtin',
seven caddies jokin',
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
nine Masters tickets,
eight cart girls flirtin',
seven caddies jokin',
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
ten smokes from Cuba,
nine Masters tickets,
eight cart girls flirtin',
seven caddies jokin',
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
eleven hours of lessons,
ten smokes from Cuba,
nine Masters tickets,
eight cart girls flirtin',
seven caddies jokin',
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me
twelve ProV1s…
eleven hours of lessons,
ten smokes from Cuba,
nine Masters tickets,
eight cart girls flirtin',
seven caddies jokin',
six Bloody Marys ,
five Golden Tees…
four pair of golf shoes,
three playing partners,
two Cleveland wedges
and a Mulligan on the first tee.

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