Tim McDonald once borrowed 50 cents from me to buy a newspaper and he still hasn't paid me back. The Cheap Bastard does not allow such slights. Luckily, I hear Ol' McDonald is somewhere in the Deep South, just like yours truly.

So I'll be tooling around down here on the Gulf Coast for a while, trying out a couple new golf clubs I got from Optin Golfer. I picked up a brand-new Trinity Golf Stiletto II Beta Titanium Driver from them for just $24.95, as well as six fairway woods (two through nine loft) for just $49.99, which is the cost of shipping and handling (though I could get them shipped cheaper, of course).

So I should be out at Rock Creek Golf Club in Alabama today, seeing if I McDonald's around. I'll find him eventually. I'll just follow the light shining off his oversized forehead.

--Cheap Bastard

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