Betcha a million quid I can spot the guy at the British Open with way too much money and way too little sense. He'll be the guy carrying the bag for David Diaz. Take a look at Ebay auction 7167732862. When I posted this, the bidding was up to $7,418. All for the chance to tote a bag for some Aussie hack - and still have to pay to get yourself to St. Andrews and find a place to stay (and based on the caddies staying in my hotel when I covered the 1995 Czech Open in Marianske Lazne, you'll still need another $3,000 or so to cover your liquor intake).

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