The Passion of RonMon: Conversion to a FedEx Cup devotee.
(Set to the lyrics and rhythm of Dr. Seuss' immortal Green Eggs and Ham)

Act One: Denial
I do not like it on tee-vee.
I do not like it on a tee.
I do not like it in my house.
I do not watch it with my spouse.
I do not know them here or there.
I do not find them anywhere*.
I do not know you, Gavin Coles.
I always thought Pete Lonard bowls!
Daniel Chopra, Deepak-fed?
Kevin Stadler, Walrus-bred?
Ken Duke, Jeff Gove, Pat Perez
They were exempt, so you says
I do not like FedEx and ham.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.
*that matters on the money list.

Act Two: Acceptance and Rapture
You do not like it.
So you say.
Try it! Watch it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will watch them.
You will see.

Say!
I like FedEx and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would watch them at Barclays.
And I would watch them at East Lake...

And I will watch them near Boston.
And in Chitown, they're almost done.
And on the green. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will watch them putt their ball.
And I will watch them, soar and fall.
And I will see them hit a house.
And I will see them blame a louse.
And I will watch them here and there.
Say! I will watch them ANYWHERE*!
*Even Verona, New York!

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