Do dimple-less golf balls work?

My friends, if you feel even a small, single nerve twinge when someone tries to hawk a dimple-less golf ball at you - and they will, because these people are relentless, and because all of us suckers are constantly looking for the slightest advantage - remind yourself that dimple-less golf balls are evil.

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Girl Golfer

The author, addressing a dimple-less golf ball.

Credits: Andi Brenner