by Bazza
Fair dinkum Billy, what a cracker of an article. I reckon you should jump on a plane and get yourself to Oz. A few of me mate's have chucked in a few bob and wanna buy you a schooner or two.
While we're at it, we got a few blokes together and reckon we could give you yanks a run for your money in that game of yours "Baseball". That's a great game and with only two actual countries playin in your "World Series" we could probably win that too.
Good on ya cobba.

by jcaway
I don't know about the World Cup or the US Open, but the first two paragraphs are perhaps the most accurate piece of journalism I've read in years.

by WIlbur Arthur III
Not that I'm clued up much about golf tournaments or the Soccer World Cup, but sounds to me like William is talking sense. I agree with him that the Socceroos could win the Open and an Australian get into the last 16 of the World Cup.

by Bruce
The Kiwi's have one other distinct advantage in sport. With chips on both shoulders they are the perfectly balanced athlete.
Bruce

by Bill M
Aussies arent bad athletes, but Kiwis only need one for every three of them, which gives us a glorious opportunity to take out the Open with two representatives.

by job
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