by tim
Have you ever actually been to a tournament with Woods in it?
He disdains the ordinary fans, even as other golfers are taking time out to sign autographs.

by blbrown
You want to get Tiger on a "course that is long and straight, but with narrow, tree lined fairways with water and punishing rough"? Like Firestone?? Not enough water?? Doral?? Not long enough?? Bethpage Black?? Not narrow enough?? Carnoustie?? Admit it. Tiger's 2 iron is as long as most players driver and much, much straighter. A whip and a chair is not going to work either. The only way to beat Tiger is to convince him to work for 3 months with Ledbetter. Even then, your odds are no better than 50/50.

by tim
Finally, some good points.

by Joe Cool
You moran...the best way for you to get a knuckle sandwich is to comment negatively about Tiger's wife!!

by tim
From who?
You?
Tiger?
Elin?

by ndawg
that was the weakest excuse for copy that I've read in a long time, I wish I could have my minutes back

by tim
You moran, do I look like AT&T?

by ronmon
Get the guy from Happy Gilmore to follow him around and yell "jackass" all the time. How funny would that be?

by tim
Not very.

by John Q Public
I think you should look for another job. It is clear that you can't write! Sorry dude!