Mount Ellen Golf Club Review

February 09th, 2011 01:50


First Name Phil
Last Name McCraken
Handicap 24

Course Review and Comments

This is a crackin wee course and superb for a works day oot. As Robert Watt says the price r magic. We have oor works day oot every year and have been barred aff courses the last one being shotts so we had to play municipal courses. Last year we paid 13 quid a heed and we were baw deep in mud at Townhead so fur only 7 quid a heed getting a private course I superb. We all like a swally and wee Bud in the shop , we called him wee bud cause he kept oor buds cool in the fridge and stocked us up when we past the clubhouse. We bud squared us all up we gave him a few quid plus he marked in there was 10 of us when there was 16 but good luck to the wee man. The clubhouse is magic and the banter is great we got a great welcome and because u pass the clubhouse a few times we got stocked up with more of oor cargo. We had finished oor cargo by the 3rd so stocked up again at the 4th. We got some free ball markers with the club crest on them which I thought was nice of the young lad bud and wee had great banter slaggin the big pro aff cause he parked in the disabled bay although we had to behave around him he was a wee bit stuffy. Great wee course and I don’t want a par 5 anyway too long fur me I like this wee course perfect fur a day oot and a swally at the same time. I even saw a big white heeded womin peeing in the bushes a mean where do u get that in may fur 7 quid? As fur the clubhouse and the guy that says people were peeing in the showers your talking mince I peed in the showers but where u want me to do it in ur pocket? Some people just r not happy the course fur 7 quid is magic wee course and who cares if it only has one place to pee. The food was ok but by that time we were all steamin drunk. Some of the people below need to get a life looking fur lockers and as fur rusty , his baws r rusty. Water feature was a few feet less before the big white heeded womin and we got to it it was overflowing after that and more than a water feature! The course is great and we will be back this bank holiday and maybe higher the buggy they have so get the fridges ready wee bud and keep up the good work Rab don’t listen to any these rubbish review I think its great see you in may.


Date course was played Monday 03rd of May 2010
Price paid for golf 0
Price comments
Course Design Rating
Course Design Comments Magic club shop and fridges bang in centre of the course.
Course Greens/Fairways Condition Rating
Course Greens/Fairways Condition Comments Not as muddy as previous course on works day oot.
Course Service Rating
Course Service Comments We Bud took great care of us.
Course Facilities Rating
Course Facilities Comments Its a golf course and not a long one so whit mare do u want?
Course Overall Rating
Play Again Yes
Recommend Yes

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