Double Dam Golf Course - Public Review

Course Review and Comments

This golf course may be the single most mangled terd marauding as an actual golf course, in the entire state. With men's tees at midget-friendly 5000 yards, with fairways yielding chronic sidehill lies, on a sandless, almost waterless, and almost treeless layout, this is where the Jerry Springer types go to hack at balls in the idiot hillbilly section of western Pa. The clubhouse is a converted barn, and the course is in such burntout disrepair each summer that black trashbag fencing adorns the fairways each autums to keep your ball from careening 6 holes away down their grassless brown sidehill cliffs. Dogwood Hills is to golf, what child molestors are to humanity; may god have mercy on the soul, of the designers and maintainers of this hideous landfill of a course.