Benton County Country Club - Private Review

Course Review and Comments

This course is located in beautiful Fowler, IN - the windmill capital of the world! Unfortunately the course doesn't meet the standards of beauty set forth by this amazing town. I came over from Illinois to play because of some friends of mine. The fairway's on most of the course of brown with dead grass patches. The greens are harder than the stone Mount Rushmore was carved from. I tried to just tap it in, and the ball ran like a Kenyan in the Boston Marathon. Hole numbers four and five were probably my favorites. Four is a vicious dog leg left (?) par four that you can easily be on in two if you play your cards right. Five is an over-the-water par three. I got my third ever hold-in-one! Hole nine was also very nice. It plays up towards the clubhouse. I may have broken a window of the neighboring house, but that bitch slept right through the whole thing. I even chipped out of her living room. Like I always say, "play it as it lies". At the end of the day, I had a solid round, got blacked out drunk, and met some new friends. I just wish the course wasn't such a god damn goat farm. GO Benton Central Windmills!!

-Billy Bob Thorton