Like the LPGA before them, the PGA's first major of the year has the looks of a thriller. After the second round at the Masters, on top of things is Chad Campbell, who after a torrid start has been consistent throughout the year, including beating Tig… more »

After the first round at the Masters, things are looking as they should on the leaderboard. Vijay Singh put together a sizzling opening round, putting to rest the "Is he playing too much" question for the time being. Phil Mickelson, Retief Goosen and… more »

First came the Internet, and the ability to transfer information. And it was good. Then the porn came. Lots and lots of porn. And people said that was bad, but most of them were lying and are still thrilled about it, and wondering who to thank. In bet… more »

Being a good blogger is like being good at oral sex. Sure, it's something that gives you pride, but so few people are aware of your skills. Which explains why so many bloggers are forced to find other means of employment. Chris Baldwin, for instance,… more »

Watching Barry Bonds get a syringe thrown at him last night in the San Francisco Giants' Opening Day game in San Diego, I was struck with the thought that now would be a good time to invest in syringe manufacturing. Fans will be throwing syringes at B… more »

One day, when sanity prevails, the Golfer Supremacy Rankings will be the only rankings with any real importance. Until then, we here at the GSR's keep plugging away, ignoring criticism and bad reviews. Just like David Lee Roth. If David Lee Roth… more »

At some point, Phil Mickelson must have gotten tired of hearing what a phony he is. I guess Lefty decided to get people's mind back on his game. 63-65? Are you kidding me? Heck, if you put up those numbers on PlayStation, you're looking to hit paus… more »

While Lorena Ochoa was busy getting her name in LPGA history books with a staggering 10-under 62, Michelle Wie went from the classroom to the first major of the year in style, with a sterling 66. Morgan Pressel did little to disappoint with a 3-under… more »

On the outside, golf and auto racing couldn't be much different. Sure, it can be said both contain elements of chess, but one requires you to be blasting over terra firma at reckless speeds while plotting your moves. The sports attract a different typ… more »

Reading Mark Nessmith's admission of swearing too much, I was struck by not only his honesty, but his overall lameness. I'm sure he swears some, but no clue hath he. I swear like an angry, drunken, herpes-addled sailor who just found out his parrot f… more »

Right now in Orlando, Fla., the best golfers in the world are teeing it up in the Tavistock Cup. One would expect a tournament, even an unofficial one, with the best players in the world competing would garner more media attention. Alas, the fact tha… more »

The Golfer Supremacy Rankings constantly come under fire from other golf rankings, who accuse the GSR of not taking many vital factors into consideration. Remember one important thing, however: other golf rankings are stupid. That being said, there… more »

For unrepentant Duke haters like Chris Baldwin and Drew Curtis, yesterday's Duke loss to LSU had to be like having their birthday fall on the same day that their new Playboy arrived -- so good they had to lie down. Add to that Gonzaga falling apart ag… more »

Rush Limbaugh's statements regarding Michelle Wie showed why ESPN was willing to take the risk on him as a football analyst. Limbaugh is nothing if not an intelligent, charismatic speaker. As an entertainer, Limbaugh demands respect. He's taken what T… more »

There appears to be some type of strange correlation between hitting a golf ball extremely far and insanity. Once you start hitting a golf ball around 350 yards, each additional yard you add seems to add to your weirdness factor. Which may explain why… more »