Natalie Gulbis fired by Donald Trump - life gets a little less good

We all knew this day would come. We dreaded it, and paced around praying to every God we could think of, pleading for more time. But it had to come - Natalie Gulbis was fired from Celebrity Apprentice.

Yes, on Sunday’s episode of Celebrity Apprentice (not just the best TV show of all time, but arguably the best thing on the planet), Gulbis endured an epic round of fail and was summarily fired by host Donald Trump’s hair, thus ending her brilliant run on the show.

Gulbis (who apparently has two facial expressions - bemused, and slightly more bemused) failed spectacularly in her attempt to get poker star Phil Hellmuth to turn on poker star Annie Duke, and raised no money whatsoever for a jewelry auction challenge. Plus, she was scapegoated by her team for whatever reason and given the heave-ho, leaving teammate Joan Rivers a tearful puddle of botox and excess plastic cheek bones. Gulbis’ fellow teammate, Clint Black, who gave his best Dick Cheney impersonation while playing auctioneer, was saved to be an arrogant jerk for at least one more week.

Still, Gulbis (oh, wait, I thought of a third facial expression she has - extremely bemused) was a fine representative of the golf world on the show, as she somehow survived burning cupcakes, repeated acts of mocking regular folks, and showing that she has no friends with deep pockets.

Nonetheless, Gulbis being fired from the show is an epic disappointment to her many fans. As well as a huge blow to many golf bloggers who will now be forced to find something actually golf-related to write about.

–WKW