Myrtle Beach golf - now with fewer hyenas

We’re all aware that Myrtle Beach is the greatest golf destination in the history of the planet. Now that we’ve established that as an unassailable fact, we can move on. Because somehow, golf in Myrtle Beach has recently gotten even better.

Because the Grand Strand now has fewer hyenas.

Yes, according to WSBTV, Nicolas Petock of Myrtle Beach was recently sited for owning and displaying a wild or exotic animal. Seems he had a pet hyena in the backyard. And while hyenas aren’t exactly big on domestication, Petock was having none of it, and, in fact, named the Hyena - “Bubbles.”

So book your Myrtle Beach golf vacation now. Not only will you have access to the greatest golf on the planet, but you’ll also have the peace of mind that comes with not having to worry about being devoured in a freak hyena attack.

–WKW