Ok, so now we officially have evidence that Tiger Woods new child, Charlie Axel, exists (see photo here), in this adorable family photo. Plus, Tiger will supposedly be ready to play any day now. So, friends, I announce that it is now time to begin speaking of Tiger Woods in simply golfing terms. Enough with the knee, enough with the baby. Now it’s time for all Tiger, all the time. So let me begin: Ahem. Tiger Woods will win the Masters. I think that about covers it. And for any of you that will be struggling to go cold turkey on Tiger’s personal ...

I read that Tiger Woods’ son Charlie Axel Woods has accepted an invitation to play in the John Deere Classic. It must be true, being as I believe everything I read. Even if I wrote it. If true, it really makes a mockery of the game. Charlie Axel would be only six months old by the time the John Deere Classic tees off. No way in hell that kid could break 80, let alone make the cut, if you ask me. See for yourself. –WKW

Tiger and Elin Woods became parents to two, welcoming Charlie Axel Woods to the clan today. As Jason Sobel said at ESPN.com: “Let the records show that Woods now trails Jack Nicklaus by four majors and three offspring.” Congrats to Elin, Tiger, Sam Alexis and the newest member of the Woods dynasty. And after Tiger came out on fire following the birth of his daughter, one shouldn’t expect too many “OMG, Tiger’s a father, his golf career is doomed” columns to come. Sure, there will be some, but feel free to ignore them this time around. –WKW

This is a specific warning to all bad golfers out there - golf courses use yardage markers. Should your ball ricochet off one of these markers and, say, blind you, I’d say you aren’t entitled to damages. Of course, that’s for the courts to decide. BRENTWOOD – Paul Sanchez, a 67-year-old “occasional” golfer, sued Candia Woods Golf Links this week over an accident that left him blind in one eye. Sanchez, of 20 Country Club Drive, Manchester, was golfing with two or three friends in September 2006 when a ball he hit bounced off a yardage-marker and “whacked him” in the right eye, ...

Let me start this off with a money-back guarantee - right now there is at least one card-carrying member of the PGA Tour that’s wacky on the goof balls. I guarantee it. I bring this up due to the Michael Phelps fiasco. Phelps, who won 100,000 gold medals in the last Olympics, was recently photographed, bong in hand, admittedly smoking marijuana. And the national media just freakin’ lost it. You’d have thought that Phelps had been photographed committing a random act of genocide, such was the disappointment expressed by many sports writers. And yes, I am, in fact, the same writer who ...