Golden Era Golf Course was a pleasant nine-hole run in Gilman Hot Springs, Calif. It was a nice challenge for golfers looking to get some holes in while enjoying the local area. And then the Scientologists came and took it all away.
For the most part, I treat Scientology like I do any other belief system. Ok, maybe I’m a little harsher with Scientologists, but c’mon, they believe in aliens, thetans, bigfoots and vampires, for goodness sake. They just bring it upon themselves. But generally, Scientology is not really worthy of much attention, if people want to give away their money to charlatans, who am I to judge?
But when Scientology starts taking things away from regular, non-thetan believers, well, that’s when it’s time to face this imminent space-alien attack.
Golden Era Golf Course was closed on July 15, 2007. Scientologists closed it. Because they could. Golden Era had been around since 1931, but the property it was on was bought by the Church of Scientology in 1978. Three decades later, the Church decided to put the land to other uses, damned what local golfers felt.
“The Church of Scientology doesn’t see a need to be in the business of competing with other golf courses,” said former Golden Era manager David Williams. “It would have been nice if the golf course stayed open, it certainly has been profitable, but they decided to close it and that’s that.
These are tough times these days, and organizations like Scientology are read to pounce like modern-day Rockefellers. They have shown that they’ll destroy a popular golf course (that got 100 plays per day) and throw 15 people out of work due to whim. They are non-profit, after all. Free Market capitalism has no bearing on them.
So what does it all mean? Am I saying that in these times of struggle, we need to keep a watchful eye on Scientologists hell-bent on destroying our golf courses? Does it mean that we need to be ever-vigilant over the threats that Scientology poses? Does it mean we must all be strong-minded enough to withstand their attempts to make us space-alien-loving, vampire-idolizing Bigfoot-worshippers?
Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Because you watch Tom Cruise bounce around and talk gibberish and you think Scientology is a joke. But the laughing stops when they start coming for your golf courses.
–WKW
WorldGolf.com's William K. Wolfrum blogs about everything in the world of golf and travel, including Michelle Wie, Lorena Ochoa, Tiger Woods and other PGA and LPGA headlines. Plus, he offers the humorous and obscure in news, politics and pop culture.
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