Get John McCain golf gear to prove you hate elitest scum like Obama

So now you know it will be Barack Obama against John McCain in the 2008 Presidential Election. The question for golf fans now is - who understands you, a golfer, better?

Well, thus far that appears to be McCain. Just one look at McCain’s campaign site and you know what you see? Golf gear, that’s what. That’s right, you can support John McCain by buying official John McCain golf gear.

Think you’ll find golf gear on Obama’s site? Hell no. It’s all about “change this and change that,” like a typical elitest.

But not McCain. McCain’s the kind of guy you’d sit Applebee’s salad bar with and enjoy a beer (if Applebee’s actually had a salad bar).

McCain is one of us. He’s a regular Joe, someone who cheated on and divorced his first wife and married an heiress. He’s the kind of guy you can go fishing with - at his private, artificial lake on his 10-acre spread in Sedona, Ariz. And hey, being there’s great golf near Sedona, you can enjoy a round of golf at any club you wish with “Everyman” John McCain - even though he actually hates golf and instead prefers enjoying barbecues with old friends.

Not like that elitist scum Obama, who can’t even bowl.

–WKW