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Caption this Image: Jesus is behind you and your golf game

Friday December 28, 2007 | 11:11:03 am 99 words, 5661 views  

Hey everyone, it’s time to play “Caption this Image” the long-running blog game show that has swept the nation! Ok, this is the first time I’ve done it, but it can be a popular blog technique, or so I’ve read.

So, courtesy of Golf Blogger and Conan O’Brien about eight years a go, is the Image - click here if you want to buy one - with sample caption:

Jesus is behind you

After dying her hair red and finding a new full-time swing coach, Michelle Wie won eight times on the LPGA Tour in 2008. She was still sort of vapid, however.

Now you.

–WKW

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Comment from: ronmon [Visitor] · http://mon
Your attempt sucks so bad, it doesn't even suck. It sucks at sucking. It's too long, it's boring, and it has no relationship to humor. Try this one:

"Jesus Christ! Get your hands off my sister's balls!"

or, how about:
"Kid, get out of God's way...Your sister is swinging!"

or, finally, "Who would ever conceive of this pose in a child abuse-ridden world?"
PermalinkPermalink 12/28/07 @ 12:12
Comment from: William K. Wolfrum [Member] · http://www.worldgolf.com/blogs/william.wolfrum
"Yeah, I guess you can say that Michael Jackson likes kids like Jesus does, but Jesus is much, much better. Really, way better. I can't explain. It's just a bad comparison."

Seriously, it's fun.

Bill
PermalinkPermalink 12/28/07 @ 12:17
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Visitor]
"That's just the way the priest gripped MY putter."
PermalinkPermalink 12/28/07 @ 15:14
Comment from: William K. Wolfrum [Member] · http://www.worldgolf.com/blogs/william.wolfrum
Mon, your attempts at humor suck for than Suckular the Infinitesimal, the Sucker in Chief on Sucklandia, 27th planet from the star Suckta in the Suck This galaxy.

Bill
PermalinkPermalink 12/28/07 @ 17:28
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Visitor]
Sort of an inside joke (about another joke):

"Judge Smails! Quit trying to rip the club out of
my sister's hands!"
PermalinkPermalink 12/29/07 @ 16:58
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
Leave it to Kiel Paganson to write some sacrilegious tripe.
PermalinkPermalink 12/29/07 @ 18:46
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Visitor]
"I found Jesus.

He was on the 10th tee...

and he was drunk."
PermalinkPermalink 12/29/07 @ 23:43
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Visitor]
"Jesus is the answer, if the question is, 'Who's
that Mexican caddy grabbing my sister?'"
PermalinkPermalink 12/30/07 @ 13:57
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Visitor]
"This is how Ledbetter and Wie started out."
PermalinkPermalink 12/30/07 @ 20:40
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Visitor]
Leadbetter
PermalinkPermalink 12/30/07 @ 20:41
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Visitor]
"Get thee behind me, Jesus.
Satan was crap at helping with my alignment."
PermalinkPermalink 12/31/07 @ 02:05
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Visitor]
"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy
Swing Coach..."
PermalinkPermalink 12/31/07 @ 02:06
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Visitor]
"Hey Mister, your stigmata are making a real mess
on those grips."
PermalinkPermalink 01/02/08 @ 23:14

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