Dear Tim Finchem: Keep Dane Cook away from the FedEx Cup

Major League Baseball laid down its bats and surrendered today, as it made the stunning admission that it had chosen joke-free comedian Dane Cook as the “face” of it’s postseason schedule.

Cook, known best for being the person who most perfectly represents all that’s wrong with humanity, could not be reached for comment. For its part, Major League Baseball has essentially admitted that they could just care less anymore.

Let this be a note to Tim Finchem. Tim, you seem like the kind of guy who’d get impressed when his 14-year-old niece told him how utterly hilarious Dane Cook is.

Don’t believe her or anyone else. Golf will survive steroid scandals, out-of-control equipment technology and all other challenges. It could not survive Dane Cook. Just look at what’s happened to comedy.

–WKW