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Let's Nuke China: Sluggish stock market, ban on golf are an assault on our freedoms

Monday March 5, 2007 | 09:33:34 am 465 words, 5395 views  

It goes without saying that the United States is terrorized from all angles. There are the IslamoFascistNazis hiding behind every third tree, waiting patiently to slice everyone’s throats. There’s Mexico, bundling up its criminals and sending them to the U.S. in value packs.

North Korea and it’s tiny, freakin’ adorable little leader Kim Jong-Il have nukes. Russia is rattling its sabers. Cuba is a filled with angry commies. Venezuela, too. Iran is led by a nuke-hugging madman.

Face it, if you’re American, you have to deal with the never-ending horror of knowing that every non-American human on the planet wants to kill you, nuke your city and enslave your women. The question is, who do you preemptive attack first?

The answer is easy: China.

Yes, the Red threat in China is now too much to ignore. First, those commie bastards go buy up a bunch of the U.S. debt, then prove that they can’t handle their own economy. If the U.S. had known that the Chinese would screw us, well, then they likely wouldn’t have run up a 75-figure deficit. But they did, and now China is making the average stockholder pay dearly.

But aside from managing the American economy poorly, the Chinese are now starting to make other noises/ Noises a democratic nation just can’t bear - they want to ban golf courses.

It seems Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao said that the Chinese government will enforce a ban on golf course development on agricultural land, saying they wasted land that should be kept for growing crops.

First the stock market, then golf. Time to nuke the bastards.

Sure, many will complain that the U.S. is already stretched too thin, fighting too many wars to take on the red giant that is China. Well, they’re just bedwetters, desperately searching for someone to surrender to. But the fact is, those in charge of America are more than ready for more conflict.

“The fact is, we’re going to be in this war on terrorism for some time to come,” said Sen. Joseph Lieberman on CBS’s Face the Nation. “It’s going to give us more veterans.”

It’s time we all realize that terrorists are everywhere. With China holding the U.S. stock market and the world of golf hostage, it’s time they moved up the enemies list. We must not wait until the proof comes in the form of a mushroom cloud, or lost money, or golf course closures.

In a world where the U.S. has no choice but to bomb all it’s enemies into dust, China is next on the clock. Sure, the number of U.S. casualties will be enormous. But if that’s fine by Lieberman, that’s fine by us.

It’s time to save this nation. And golf. Nuke China. Now.

–WKW

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Comment from: patricia [Visitor] · http://www.thegolfgirl.blogspot.com
Kim Jong-il IS freakin' adorable. I wonder if he plays golf...probably does.
PermalinkPermalink 03/05/07 @ 10:28
Comment from: Oui Oui Oui [Visitor]
Dear Leader once made hole in one playing a regulation golf course according to his bio. As far as I am concerned, he is a bette golfer than 'Thai-grrrl'.

As for China, if you nuke China, you will cause a few million Walmart workers out of work. And you will have to settle for over-priced everything, resulting in uber-inflaiton in this country. At which time, those home grown terrorists will emerge from the Appalachians. You will have to end up nuking your own country to rid of these terrorists.
PermalinkPermalink 03/05/07 @ 11:32
Comment from: Joseph Y. Lee [Visitor] · http://www.josephylee.org
Are you out of your mind? Nuke China?
PermalinkPermalink 03/05/07 @ 19:24
Comment from: Joseph Y. Lee [Visitor] · http://www.josephylee.org
Are you out of your mind? Nuke China?
PermalinkPermalink 03/05/07 @ 19:25
Comment from: George "I hope we run into eachother" [Visitor]
I hope we run into eachother one day.
William K Wolfrum
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PermalinkPermalink 03/06/07 @ 00:46
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
I know you're living in a fantasy world, but I have to tell you that the threats we face really aren't jokes. Islam has been a threat ever since its inception; it sparked the Crusades, made itself known through the actions and words of the Barbary Pirates, and has again reared its ugly head today. I'll also mention that former Archbishop of New York Fulton J. Sheen predicted a resurgence of Islam back in the 60s or 70s.

As for China, have you studied her actions in recent times? China is building up her military faster than we ever thought possible and has stated that she wants to become the world's hegemon.

If you think that concern about those who have designs on us is paranoia, you're stupid and naive. If there's one thing that history teaches, it's that nations don't have friends, only interests. And civilizations always try to defeat others, if not militarily, then economically.
PermalinkPermalink 03/06/07 @ 04:25
Comment from: Oui Oui Oui [Visitor]
Judge,

What about those home-grown terrorist who wants to have a white-only country?
PermalinkPermalink 03/06/07 @ 15:23
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
Oui,

When they start engaging in homicide-bombing, the hijacking of planes, jihad all over the world, and gain enough clout so that the media suppress the truth about them, I'll be concerned.

Next question.
PermalinkPermalink 03/06/07 @ 19:56
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Muslim countries have a birth rate over three times that of European nations and twice that of the US.

It is an undeniable fact that at the present disparity in birth rates, most of Europe will be predominatly Muslim by mid-century by default, or sooner if the jihadists have their way.
PermalinkPermalink 03/07/07 @ 11:21
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
You see, this is why I respect Alex. Notice that he made a great point and added something relevant to the discussion.

Alex,

it's absolutely amazing how these neo-communists are laughing their way to oblivion.
PermalinkPermalink 03/07/07 @ 20:03
Comment from: Myles [Visitor]
So Alex and Judge,

What can be done to deal with the disparity of the birth rate? And what does that mean to the future world?

Personally, I think it is not a muslims against the west problem, I think when over population occur without the land mass, the middle-eastern countries will fight among themselves. the challenge would more than likely for the west decide who to side with.
PermalinkPermalink 03/08/07 @ 07:55
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
WKW,

When you post a blog of a political nature, do you intend to censor those replies with which you do not agree?

If you have that intention, please say so to save me the trouble of responding.

Thank you.
PermalinkPermalink 03/08/07 @ 09:18
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Myles,

Did I read your post correctly? Did you actually state that you don't believe the problem is the Muslims against the West? The jihadists, the militant Muslims have been commiting acts of terror like airplane hijackings, piracy on the high seas, bombings of tourist sites, and outright acts of war like bombing of embassies for years.

What were the bombings in Madrid, London, and the 9-11 attacks on the WTC and the Pentagon?

Unbelievable!
PermalinkPermalink 03/08/07 @ 09:27
Comment from: William K. Wolfrum [Member] · http://www.worldgolf.com/blogs/william.wolfrum
Alex: I don't really recall "censoring" anyone, but it's probably wise to avoid recklessly ad-homming other readers.

Aside from that, logical fallacy on.

--WKW
PermalinkPermalink 03/08/07 @ 10:04
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
Myles,

Do you know what a "dhimmi" is?
PermalinkPermalink 03/08/07 @ 19:50
Comment from: Myles [Visitor]
So Judge and Alex,

What do you suggest we do? Go bomb them and commit genocide?

The key is not to rely on their oil and end up interfering with their politics. I say let them deal with their own discontent.

And if there's any place to nuke, I say nuke Jerusalem so that there will be no 'holiy site' for anyone to fight over. Move them all to Siberia or soemthing.

No, I do not know what a dhimmi is....

PermalinkPermalink 03/09/07 @ 08:30
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Judge Smails,

Apparently WKW and Myles would gladly become docile "dhimmi" if the jihadists ever accomplish their avowed intention of destroying Western civilization.

What WKW refuses to accept is that no matter how compliant a "dhimmi" is to his Muslim masters, no matter how much tribute he pays as a infidel subject, regardless of the amount of extortion he finds tolerable, eventually all "dhimmi" are exiled, imprisoned, or liquidated.

He should ask any Iraqi in exile, especially any Chaldean Christian, what fate will befall any "dhimmi" collaborators if the militant Muslim jihadists ever succed in supplanting Western culture with Islamic theocracy.
PermalinkPermalink 03/09/07 @ 08:49
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Myles,

You haven't started drinking so early in the morning, have you?

PermalinkPermalink 03/09/07 @ 08:58
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Myles,

There is no doubt that your putting forth the notion that the United States should adopt a policy of non-intervention in the Middle East would meet with the approval of all of the
"No war for oil" crowd. Maybe the Muslims should settle their own squabbles.

But I have to take issue with your next proposal.

Unleashing our nuclear arsenal with a pre-emptive strike against our only ALLY in the Middle East, slaughtering about 200,000 Israeli citizens, turning Israel into a nuclear wasteland, obliterating the ancient city of Jerusalem, and then shipping the survivors off to Siberia might not be met with the approval of the civilized world, and especially the millions of American citizen Jews.

Not a very good idea, Myles.

PermalinkPermalink 03/09/07 @ 14:08
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
Myles,

I never mentioned anything about nuking anybody, as that's not the solution.

I asked you that question because I wanted to illustrate the fact that you don't even have a rudimentary understanding of the threat that confronts us. What Alex said is correct, and I will only add, although it's implicit in Alex's commentary, that a dhimmi is what you will be labeled if you're a non-Muslim in a Muslim land. It means that you have been relegated to second-class citizen status, and, consequently, Muslim citizens will be able trample your rights with impunity.

Myles, don't misunderstand me, I don't accuse you of being stupid. The problem is that you get your information from the mainstream media, which, listen very closely, carry water for Muslim causes. In other words, they suppress the truth about the malevolence and agenda of the Muslim world.

For instance, here's something else you don't know: Islamists have made no bones about the fact that they want to Islamize the West, and this is not a sentiment of just a few errant radicals. To this end, Madrassahs, or Muslim schools, are being opened all over the United States, often funded by sources within Saudi Arabia. These are places wherein Muslim boys are inculcated with Jihadist doctrine, which involves hatred of Christians, Jews, the West and infidels in general. You should also know that Muslims are now making claim on Spain, outrageously stating that the Iberian Peninsula rightly belongs to them, since they ruled it for a few hundred years. Sure, it's true, except that they only ruled it because they had conquered it by the sword; thank God, however, that the Spanish were finally able to expel them completely from Europe in 1492.

Of course, this is nothing new. Despite the propaganda you hear about the Crusades, they were simply a response to Muslim aggression. For 400 years the Muslim hordes had invaded and conquered the old Christian lands of the Middle East (the area was once mostly Christian, believe it or not) and were starting to threaten the Byzantine Empire, which, if conquered, would have placed the Muslim threat at the back door of Europe. It's only a shame the Crusaders couldn't finish the job.

PermalinkPermalink 03/09/07 @ 15:27
Comment from: Alex [Visitor]
Judge Smails,

What these pie-in-the-sky folks either do not know or will not accept is that many cells of jihdist conspirators have been uncovered in many US cities, such as Detroit, Cleveland, Jersey City, and Virginia Beach.

These cells have been tied to similar cells in Hamburg and Berlin, Germany, London and Manchester, England and loosely tied to Muslim fanatics in Indonesia.

WKW may scoff at these revelations, but I am sure that anyone who thinks as he does will be the first to beg for mercy from the first Muslim that puts a blade to his throat.
PermalinkPermalink 03/09/07 @ 17:32
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
Yes, Alex, unfortunately, being on the cutting block is probably what it will take to jar these people back into reality. Of course, though, they'd only have a matter of seconds to ponder their epiphany.

You know, they say that the fastest way to turn a liberal into a conservative is to mug him. And we saw this after 9/11, as people such as Geraldo Rivera, Dennis Miller and others said that it "changed them." Well, once some nuclear devices are detonated in American cities even more of them will "change." For, as C.S. Lewis said, "Pain is the megaphone God uses to get through to deaf ears." Isn't it a shame, though, that it takes a major disaster for some people to see the light? But that how pride blinds one.

Those who have ears will hear and those who have eyes will see. And, leftists, if you don't see, you'll suffer and possibly die. It's that simple.
PermalinkPermalink 03/09/07 @ 18:40
Comment from: Myles [Visitor]
So Alex & Judge, you guys provided a lot of backgrounder but you are not really telling me anything new that I could not get from Fox news or Ann Clouter. It seems like you guys believe that the whole world is waging war against us.

what would be your recommended course of action?

PermalinkPermalink 03/13/07 @ 07:55
Comment from: Judge Smails [Visitor]
Myles,

First of all, Fox News won't report a lot of what I'd tell you.

Now, I'll tell you what we should do. First, we should institute policies that will rid our nation of the illegal invaders swarming over her and then deport the ones who remain. We should also stop ALL immigration and get our own house in order. We should scrutinize every Muslim here and deport or intern every one that is suspect. And we should do whatever we have to to ensure that no more Madrassahs or mosques are created on our soil. Most importantly, we should recognize Islam for the malevolent force it is, just as we did with Naziism and communism.

Remember, no one wants to say this, but if we didn't have Muslims here, the threat of domestic terrorism would be virtually non-existent. We may ultimately find that the price of multiculturalism is death. Of course, lies always lead to destruction. You shall see.
PermalinkPermalink 03/13/07 @ 13:21
Comment from: George "growing a beard and mustache" [Visitor]
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PermalinkPermalink 03/17/07 @ 13:17
Comment from: Oui Oui Oui [Visitor]
Looks like it is time for Lefty to upgrade....
PermalinkPermalink 03/20/07 @ 15:36
Comment from: Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg [Visitor]
Yes don't remember who is on your side as well- the Coalition of the Willing- The EU and Australia. The last bit of the Western World. Don't think were not being screwed over by those Communist Chinese as well. Your President Truman in the Korean War sacked MacArthur who wanted to flatten China. He also got rid of Patton- the finest General since Roman times as after he went to Berlin he wanted the 3rd Army to cut through Moscow...

As JFK said- Americas greatest enemy lies from within.
Looks like Skull and Bones did away with him and Bobby.
Lets hope the next American president gets rid of the rot and where it truly lies before we can take on the direct threats to our countries. Your Wal-Marts are run by Chinese 'collaborators' just like those monkeys who supported Hitler before WWII. Its happening all over
again. They should be hanged as traitors and all the money the took from ordinary decent folks who lost their jobs. I believe Werner Von Braum was a Deaths Head was a die hard Nazi- who helped NASA along. Then you look at the evil of ODESSA.

The most powerful nation on earth also attracts the untermensch as well. You have to do a spring cleaning in your own country before we can take on the commies
as there are traitors in our midst. Terrorists who are funded by commies. Russia has proved that and China who gave nuclear material to Iran- who supports the Hezbullies and Al Quida mental defectives. The Cold
War never ended. George Bush is in bed with Putin.
Traitor. Putin is a old guard commie from the days of STAZI and East Germany.... I would shake his hand I would kick him where it hurts.

Read about JFK and begin the purge of the skum who are
destroying America. A bit of torture will show their
true masters in Beijing and Moscow.

A old Chinese proverb was you seduce your enemy with wealth and easy gain- corrupt their country and weaken its economy and you have 1/2 won a war. I wish America would wake up. The EU is and is already starting a blockage on Chinese goods.

Keep up the Good Fight. The good guys always win in the end- totalitarian reigemes fall when the truth is for all to see. Germany was run by tyrants once...

Any country that does not encourage golf is not
civilised.

Cheers
Hermann.
PermalinkPermalink 07/24/07 @ 22:01
Comment from: NikkitaLeaKaufmann [Visitor]
Yeah, there are islamofacistnazi's in amerika also and there will continue to be everywhere you go and the years that this world fights to exist.

sorry to burst the bubble, but you are NEVER going to kill off those people ever.

Nuking is not the answer, and a not so smart move to nuke china. You idiot. If you did, they still outnumber the usa by millions. Usa military only have 2.4 million people in today, and china has like 7 million in their military.

just same thing for iran, you nuke china and you going to have so many countries up your ass, you will possibly shoot yourself without hesitation before they land on the coasts.

Hmm and did usa sign something that they would agree not to use NUCLEAR force?

Words from one author that i see speaks the truth are right below

This is likely to result in a worldwide shunning of everything American. A tidal wave of boycott America fervor is likely to result, and no matter how powerful America is today, the rest of the world acting together can
bring America to its knees and spell the end of all dreams of a "New American Century."
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Lol, you going to nuke someone now? you do, you will not sleep without a gun under your pillow.
PermalinkPermalink 09/22/07 @ 17:31

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