Rush Limbaugh alert: NFL a battle of gang-bangers; golf still Ok

This just in from Rush Limbaugh, the noted expert on the effects of Parkinson’s Disease:

“Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it,” said Limbaugh on his show recently.

Limbaugh, who never met a marriage he wouldn’t end in divorce, apparently has come to the belief that there are dangerous social and cultural elements emanating from the NFL, apparently in the form of doo-rags and tattoos.

Just something to remember from Limbaugh: If you get hooked on pills, can’t stay married to save your life, and like to pump your penis full of Viagra prior to trips to the Dominican Republic, you’re cool. Wear a doo rag and taunt opponents during a game of professional football, well, you’re representing a gang and are part of the decay of modern society.

Luckily for long-time Limbaugh loyalist and TravelGolf.com writer Chris Baldwin, Limbaugh apparently has no such concerns over golf.

–WKW