Is 'Coca-Cola's Dance Party Golf Blog' just a golf blog by another name?

Many of you think this is but a simple golf blog. In reality, however, it is and can be so much more. Because you have entered into:

William K. Wolfrum’s Dance Party Golf Blog!

All righttttt. Welcome to the Dance Party, babies. All the big stars, having the time of their lives, at the Dance Party. Hey look, there’s Rerun.

Oh yeah. You get it, Rerun. Get it at the Dance Party. Hey, look who just wandered in the front door - it’s Swedish pop sensation Ace of Base.

All righhtttt. Ace of Base, at the Dance Party. Things are going so good, I think it’s time to announce our new sponsor, Coca-Cola. We are officially:

William K. Wolfrum’s Dance Party Golf Blog Brought to you by Coca-Cola!

Yeah, baby. Dance Party. Take it away, George Will.

Ooohhhhh yeahhhh. Dance Party ….

Sigh, Ok, this isn’t working. It seems, no matter how much I want this to be a dance party, it can only be a golf blog. No corporate sponsor or fancy guest can make this into something it’s not. It’s a golf blog and that’s not bad, right? Some people enjoy golf blogs, even obscure ones. These bells and whistles just aren’t fooling anyone.

Now I wonder how long it will take for Tim Finchem to get the hint?

–WKW