Greg Norman, Chris Evert come together, burst in a supernova of whiteness

The rumors officially became true recently, as golf legend Greg Norman and tennis legend Chris Evert have come forward and admitted that they are dating.

Scientists monitoring the two have concluded that the Norman-Evert coupling makes them the two whitest humans to ever come together in a romantic relationship, topping the Roseanne-Tom Arnold whiteout of several years back. Norman-Evert could hold the title for quite some time, unless the dream couple of Britney Spears and John Daly come together as some expect.

Norman, who took time enough off of his heavy schedule of stockpiling money last year to divorce his wife, is 51 and grandson of HBO’s Cryptkeepeer.

Now 52, Evert is one of the biggest names in the history of ladies tennis, as well as secret sister of Madonna. Evert recently was divorced from second husband Andy Mill, a champion skier, though truth be told, no one really remembers him having actually skied.

Norman recently bought a $10-million mansion near Evert’s home in Boca Raton, Fla., and following his recent expensive divorce, will likely continue on his career path of occasionally golfing while making millions of dollars every moment or so in one of his many businesses. For her part, Evert will continue to wonder around, slathered in sun block with that ever-present look of grim determination on her face.

–WKW