The rumors officially became true recently, as golf legend Greg Norman and tennis legend Chris Evert have come forward and admitted that they are dating.
Scientists monitoring the two have concluded that the Norman-Evert coupling makes them the two whitest humans to ever come together in a romantic relationship, topping the Roseanne-Tom Arnold whiteout of several years back. Norman-Evert could hold the title for quite some time, unless the dream couple of Britney Spears and John Daly come together as some expect.
Norman, who took time enough off of his heavy schedule of stockpiling money last year to divorce his wife, is 51 and grandson of HBO’s Cryptkeepeer.
Now 52, Evert is one of the biggest names in the history of ladies tennis, as well as secret sister of Madonna. Evert recently was divorced from second husband Andy Mill, a champion skier, though truth be told, no one really remembers him having actually skied.
Norman recently bought a $10-million mansion near Evert’s home in Boca Raton, Fla., and following his recent expensive divorce, will likely continue on his career path of occasionally golfing while making millions of dollars every moment or so in one of his many businesses. For her part, Evert will continue to wonder around, slathered in sun block with that ever-present look of grim determination on her face.
–WKW
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Wolfrum… not so much.
the rant of any feminist, the rant of any communist, 90% of the people who
troll through this website, need I go on.....
Wolfrum is just trying to score points, and get scraps off the table like the
begging dog that he is.
Man, that line is HILARIOUS, Patricia! Where'd you come up with that!? ;-)
no I'll always be mill, a quote from wimbledon farewell! so we now know
always is 18 years!
The piece is cute, but I have to wonder if Wolfie would ever consider writing about how two black people came together in a burst of blackness. I don't mind either type of piece, personally, but I do have to bring the double standard to light.
There's no double standard here. Wolfie is writing about what he knows -- white people. If you want to talk about a "burst of blackness," check out a black person's blog. Also, if a black person wrote about a "burst of whiteness," then we'd be called on the carpet for being racist too. So, lets each write about its own.
I'd say that if Serena Williams got together with Jamie Foxx, that would be a nice burst of blackness!
p.s. I too am putoff by Chris dumping her husband for his best friend. My thing is, if they had to do it, they could be a whole lot more discreet about it.
Two selfish folks that form a trashy affair and do not care who gets hurt even if it is their own children.
You don't have to think relationships out very carefully when you have money.
I wonder if they checked the statistics on second/ third progressive marraiges working. They are not good.
The chemicals of lust must be clouding their brains.
OH well, Hope things work out for the kids.
Norman. Now I don't know who to admire anymore.
Professional baseball is forever tarnished,
basketball players attacking fans, football players
involved with dog fighting, drugs and shootings,pro ice skaters attacking their opponents, what next...
violence in hockey and boxing?.....rediculous!!!!
There ia always Jack and Barbara Nicklaus...
Amen...
Evonne Goolagong Cawley up in Queensland. Evonne certainly seems to have the 'wood' on her old rival in the marriage stakes.....I would love to see a photo of Evonne and Chrissie together again at some big function.....THey were certainly Tennis two pi-up girl superstars in their day
and yes he skiis like an eagle.. He has represented for over 45-50, as a skier and motorcycles, fisherman, spokesman. He has always helped out his town. Andy brought Chris into our hometown and welcomed her as a gentleman. They had a good family for a long time. Watch him as dad, proud and teaching them the love of many sports. heis self-made,
they did not come from money and sacrificed a huge amount to see his dreams come true.
No Andy bashing, he helped spotlight the country, many sports. He is also a stellar golfer and a community treasure, 2 Olympics, one with a serious injury.. Unless you know people don't peep a sound.
Talk about Karma................... I wish people would take a moment and understand this is the death of a good family. the rest is yet a story untold.
I guess you can call adultery, broken promises, hurting children, and ruining a family a "new adventure" if your world view shares their self-absorbed narcissism, selfishness and anti-Golden-Rule amorality.
Rather than "new adventure", I respectfully suggest a more accurate and appropriate definition might be "tragic human weakness".
While their basic humanity deserves respect, their destructive behavior definitely does NOT.
I tend to agree with the poster who said wait until Norman hits his mid-life crisis. Out of the billions of women in the world, surely Norman could have picked an unmarried one, instead of his best friend's wife (see The Tennessee Waltz).
They (especially Norman) certainly chalked up some negative karma points! I'm sad for them both. :-(
Now Chrissy should remember this: In golf low score wins. Younger woman?? Watch out!
And Shark think about this: There's plenty of fish in the sea. Watch out for the water hazzard.