Archives for: September 2006

Overblown, Out-of-Context Theatre: Tiger Woods on Byron Nelson

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Welcome everyone to "Overblown, Out-of-Context Theatre," the blog where we take a random snippet of conversation from someone famous, and make a huge issue where none really exists. Today, we take a look at a recent comment made by Tiger Woods, on the pa… more »

Phil Mickelson drops out of PGA Grand Slam, putting finishing touches on a great collapse

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Back when I was a child actor, big things were expected of me. Every blue moon someone will come up and ask "Hey, weren't you that kid in Bugsy Malone?" I'm forced to say yes, and the memories come flooding back. Mostly of what a little bitch Jodie Foste… more »

Stars to come out as USC hosts golf tournament to benefit baseball team

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Get ready for the USC Baseball Classic Golf Tournament, coming Nov. 20 at the Dove Canyon Country Club in Dove Canyon in Southern California. The cost is $375 per person or $1,500 for a foursome. The entry fee includes continental breakfast, lunch, de… more »

Golfer Supremacy Rankings honor an eye-popping Ryder Cup performance by Europe

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The one thing that's made the Golfer Supremacy Rankings the most important and relevant golf rankings system in the world today is our unbridled enthusiasm and positivity. This makes up for our complete inability to add. So while the rest of the natio… more »

Just like Osama bin Laden, U.S. golf dies every two years or so

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Rumors that Osama bin Laden has died have been running rampant in the news the past few days. Reportedly the evil, bearded one fell dead from typhoid, or ennui, or something like that in the latest of his caves. Of course, who can forget the time he d… more »

Dear President Bush: Please use your special powers to help the U.S. win the Ryder Cup

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Dear President Bush, While I understand that you are a busy man that works day and night single-handedly keeping the nation safe from the endless marauding hordes of Islamonazifascistmurderingpedofiles, they currently seem to have their attention dive… more »

A U.S. Ryder Cup victory is assured if players get the self-help they really need

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For myself, one of the great, unintended consequences of technology is that I have gone completely and totally bonkers with listening to books on tape. If someone is reading something and saving me the time, I'm all over it. Over the past few weeks I'… more »

Ryder! Coming soon to a theater and Golf Channel near you

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Coming soon to a theater near you … Ryder! Voice Over: In a world of chaos, two teams come together for a battle on a golf course in Ireland. They thought they were just playing for the Ryder Cup, but between the first drive and the final putt,… more »

Golfer Supremacy Rankings demand a full, unconditional, weeping apology from the Pope

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We here at the Golfer Supremacy Rankings hereby demand a full, unconditional apology from Pope Benedict XVI for his recent insinuation that we are a "golf rankings of hate." We find this proclamation to be hurtful, shortsighted and somewhat perplexing to… more »

Golf in the News: Analyzing the big stories so you don't have to

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With both Michelle Wie and Tiger Woods sitting at home this weekend, one would imagine that all golf news would come to a grinding halt. It didn't. Color us surprised. Golf in the News "Michelle Wie Keeps Finishing Last" The Source: Deadspin.c… more »

Bob Ney the latest politico to learn the hazards of messing with golf

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There are a slew of great things about golf that true fans recognize. Of course, there's the professional game, where we get to see players like Tiger Woods and Annika Sorenstam do things in competition that shatter our minds. For most, the main thril… more »

From Michelle Wie to LeBron James to 9/11 conspiracy believers, there are haters amongst us

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I see hating people. They're everywhere. They walk around like everyone else and don't know they're haters. Nonetheless, the haters are out there. Fo' shizzle. In golf, Michelle Wie is putting the finishing touches on a year that has taken her from… more »

Like the Family Finau, the Golfer Supremacy Rankings mean business

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Being the CEO of the Golfer Supremacy Rankings is an imposing job with innumerable responsibilities. Way too many to mention here. But in the end, we will do whatever it is necessary to keep our stockholders happy. So we're not that upset we were left… more »

If Michelle Wie can play in PGA events, why can't I?

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A while back, Golf for Beginners' Stacy and Barry Solomon brought up the issue of why bloggers have such a hard time getting media credentials to pro golf tournaments. It was the sort of thing that created an interesting debate, with people seemingly spl… more »

Being Dot Wong:'s blogging hottie caught in the act

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Few human beings, let alone golf bloggers, have captured the imagination of the public like's Dot Wong. She's long, she's lean, she loves ellipses. Of course, the public (you know who you are) always wants more of a good thing. Because… more »