Tiger Woods’ victory at the PGA Championship was the type of event that caused, nay, mandated the sporting world erupt in an orgy of gush. Hyperbole be damned, find an adjective and run with it. Tiger’s performance, on top of everything else he has accomplished, was worthy of as much praise as one could heap.
And a day later, the feeling is just as strong. Which is why I stand proudly by my assessment that Woods is the best athlete of his generation. Name one better. Ronaldinho Gaucho? Floyd Mayweather? Kobe Bryant? Albert Pujols? Annika Sorenstam? LaDainian Tomlinson? Go ahead, name someone better.
You know what? You can’t. There is not an athlete alive who does his or her thing better than Tiger Woods does his. Argue at your own peril.
Of course, in a society based on laws and reality, there comes a point where you just have to rein it in a tad. Which is why my 300-plus-word ode to Tiger was brilliant, but ESPN’s Gene Wojciechowski’s 900-plus-word column today is hysterical nonsense.
Wojciechowski laid it on thick, and then went back and laid it on again in proclaiming Tiger Woods the best athlete ever. That’s right, ever.
The fact is, once you start throwing the word “ever” around, you’ve swan-dived into a pool where only 14-year-old girls dare to swim (”Justin Timberlake is like, the hottest guy ever!"). Proclaiming that Tiger Woods is a better athlete than Michael Jordan, Pele, Wayne Gretzky, Muhammad Ali or Willie Mays means there’s a high probability that Wojciechowski has “Tiger + Gene: Together Forever” and “I hate Elin” written several hundred times on a Pee-Chee folder.
Now, aside from the fact that it’s just downright silly to start judging Woods against athletes from different eras, Wojciechowski completely nullified his entire point in the fifth paragraph.
“I thought Phil Mickelson was good enough to challenge Woods, but he isn’t. Not now. Maybe not ever,” writes Wojciechowski.
If you’re willing to throw it all on the line by writing that Tiger Woods is the greatest athlete in the history of history, you probably don’t need to hedge your bets on whether Lefty will challenge him in the future. The whole thing falls apart and starts getting inane.
“Tiger Woods is the best athlete of all time, unless Phil Mickelson gains on him. Then he’d be the best. And that Shaun Micheel kid, wow, I’ll take him over Jesse Owens any day.”
So, while the “Tiger Woods is the greatest athlete ever” line is fabulous for those spiffy ESPN.com polls (because we’re all dying to find out Arkansas’ take on things) it just won’t fly here.
The best athlete of his generation? Absolutely. The best ever? Well, that debate is best left to much wiser folks than I or Gene Wojciechowski. It is a question that can only be answered by one of our elders. Say, someone like Tim McDonald.
–WKW
WorldGolf.com's William K. Wolfrum blogs about everything in the world of golf and travel, including Michelle Wie, Lorena Ochoa, Tiger Woods and other PGA and LPGA headlines. Plus, he offers the humorous and obscure in news, politics and pop culture.
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