Here at the Golfer Supremacy Rankings, we’re working extra hard to shed some extra pounds to become the best Rankings we can possibly be. We also want to look good in a sports bra, which is just added incentive, if you ask us.

Golfer Supremacy Rankings

1. Cristie Kerr

Comments: Kerr shot a final-round 65 to complete an improbable comeback and win the Canadian Women’s Open. That makes eight career victories for Kerr, who, after dropping 50-some pounds a few years back to join the LPGA’s Club Hotty, has been a consistent contending force on the tour. Add to that her work with breast cancer awareness and Kerr is just about everything you could want in a professional golfer.

Finally, as an added plus, the victory over the weekend adds one more layer of protection between Kerr and the photo below:

2. Glen Day

Comments: Day double-bogeyed the final hole to hand victory to Kevin Stadler in the Nationwide Tour’s Xerox Classic. A tough break for Day, but, to look on the bright side, let’s take a look on how it compares to gagging on the final hole of the U.S. Open:

Phil Mickelson chokes away U.S. Open

Glen Day chokes at Xerox Classic

Conclusion: You’ll be Ok, Glen.

3. Kimberly Kim

Comments: Kim’s victory at the U.S. Women’s Amateur was both impressive and historic and we look forward to more great golfing achievements from her. Now, Ms. Kim, go back to being the fun, ridiculous, bad-poetry-writing teenager you’re supposed to be. You’ll have plenty of time to be an adult. Get a PR machine behind you then.

Random factoid: We just noticed that Cristie Kerr looks noticibly like the new-school Hilary Duff. Which is ironic, as one of them has talent, substance and is a positive influence for women, while the other is Hilary Duff.

One of these girls is not like the other.

–WKW