When Rush Limbaugh is getting drug enhanced, golfers will surely follow

Jun 27

When Rush Limbaugh is getting drug enhanced, golfers will surely follow

In a world where professional athletes use performance-enhancing drugs, we normal people have become used to seeing inflated stats and surreal achievements that couldn’t be accomplished by normal human beings.

Many worry that the use of performance-enhancing drugs will spill over into golf, while others will point out that this has likely occurred. It seems plausible, as athletes and others either come forward or are busted, making this problem seem more serious. More than ever, it’s apparent that we are seeing unnatural performances by drugged-upped individuals.

Take Rush Limbaugh’s penis, for example. Limbaugh, who works in the radio industry and was a recent subject of a BadGolfer.com feature story, was recently detained for nearly four hours at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

Much like Barry Bonds created controversy by putting up huge numbers at an advanced age, Limbaugh’s situation just feels wrong. Limbaugh is 55, smokes cigars, has a thing for pills, and has had weight issues. He has no business being sexually active, and only raises false expectations in his fans when its alluded to that he’s having Viagra-enhanced sex.

Aside from that, Limbaugh apparently was never taught proper prescription-buying skills, as this is his second run-in regarding improper medication. He could face a second degree misdemeanor violation, but experts point out that he has little to worry about, being a rich, famous, white guy.

But this is not about Limbaugh. No, it’s about the growing threat of performance-enhancing drugs that deluge us daily. It’s about a reality that is becoming more and more unreal, and it’s threatening to change us all.

It’s time the golf world took better precautions on this issue. Because, face it, if Rush Limbaugh’s penis can be medically enhanced, it’s only a matter of time before we see the likes of Corey Pavin blasting 350-yard drives.

–WKW

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17 comments

§ Martin said on : 06/27/06 @ 08:18
I agree with what you say my dear friend! I just wanna say that nothing should be used in excess as it can be harmful for us!!
§ Dave Marrandette said on : 06/27/06 @ 10:18
I totally agree, my friend. But don't you think it would be fun to watch Pavin turn himself into a pretzel. Too bad the golf authorities didn't apply the same principles to clubs and balls. Too late now!
§ Pol Ped said on : 06/27/06 @ 10:35
Your article is quite poor. How did you get your own column?
§ Phil van de Velde said on : 06/27/06 @ 11:03
"Your article is quite poor. How did you get your own column?"

Translation: Waaahh, Rush is my hero, waaahhh.
§ Jim said on : 06/27/06 @ 11:10
This article was a cheap shot.
§ Kiel Christianson® said on : 06/27/06 @ 12:06
Take Rush Limbaugh's penis, please! (Bah-dum-dum!)
§ Stacy said on : 06/27/06 @ 14:21
"Limbaugh apparently was never taught proper prescription-buying skills, as this is his second run-in regarding improper medication."

On the internet you can easily purchase any number of prescription drugs.

http://www.suddenlysenior.com/canadiandrugstores.html

And I too am a fan of the EIB network.
§ Bruce Stasch® said on : 06/27/06 @ 17:24
Is there some sort of double standard at work here? Why should the "big talker" get a couple of free passes when regular folks would be behind bars? Does he have to kill someone before we take his drug problem serious?
§ Tim Quernemoen said on : 06/30/06 @ 10:41
Wow, what a waist of time reading this. It has to be one of the dumbest things I've read on the internet, and that really says something. What was this about anyways? To me it sounds like someone is a little jealous of a very rich man (who loves to golf), and is a little bitter that he is writing a pathetic little blog like this, while Rush is doing whatever he wants to. Who is William K. Wolfrum anyway?
§ Haley said on : 07/01/06 @ 01:54
Um, excuse me, but who are you to be telling anyone that they should or should not be having sex? No one asked you. And no one cares what you think, loser.
§ Joe D. said on : 10/08/07 @ 14:42
I agree with Haley. Rush was just another visitor to places like Charlisangels in the Dominican Republic, where is ok. for single guys to visit an escorts resort to spend a weekend. The women displayed there are adult babes from Russia, not even dominican ones.

Privacy is a right to each individual.
§ Rehab said on : 07/28/08 @ 14:20
If Rush couldn't make it three months without violating the law and the terms and conditions of his probation, then there was no reason to suspect that he'll make it the rest of the 18 months without either in-house substance abuse treatment at a program selected by the probation officer -- to be paid for by the defendant out of pocket -- or some other more harsh method of "attitude adjustment," like incarceration for a discrete period to get his attention.
§ Reich Winger's NightMare said on : 07/31/08 @ 00:25
Why would a grown man travel to the D.R. for sex with a women when that is available in the states. No. Do your homework. The Dominican Republic is popular among older white males for only one reason. It's child sex industry.

Think about THAT next time you listen to him.

Comment from: Joe D. [Visitor]
I agree with Haley. Rush was just another visitor to places like Charlisangels in the Dominican Republic, where is ok. for single guys to visit an escorts resort to spend a weekend. The women displayed there are adult babes from Russia, not even dominican ones.

Privacy is a right to each individual.
PermalinkPermalink 10/08/07 @ 14:42
§ Reich Winger's NightMare said on : 07/31/08 @ 00:27
Why would a grown man travel to the D.R. for sex with a women when that is available in the states. No. Do your homework. The Dominican Republic is popular among older white males for only one reason. It's child sex industry.

Think about THAT next time you listen to him.

Comment from: Joe D. [Visitor]
I agree with Haley. Rush was just another visitor to places like Charlisangels in the Dominican Republic, where is ok. for single guys to visit an escorts resort to spend a weekend. The women displayed there are adult babes from Russia, not even dominican ones.

Privacy is a right to each individual.
PermalinkPermalink 10/08/07 @ 14:42
§ Addiction Treatment said on : 08/08/08 @ 01:21
Suppose Rush couldn’t do it for three months without violating the law and rules of his probation then there was of suspicion about rest of the eighteen months without either in-house substance abuse treatment the program that was provided by the probation officer. Anyway, Many Treatment centers are providing free addiction information to the addicts who need it.
http://www.edrugrehabs.com/
§ kostenlos said on : 05/20/09 @ 08:40
Why should the "big talker" get a couple of free passes when regular folks would be behind bars? Does he have to kill someone before we take his drug problem serious? Rush was just another visitor to places like Charlisangels in the Dominican Republic, where is ok. for single guys to visit an escorts resort to spend a weekend. The women displayed there are adult babes from Russia, not even dominican ones.
§ Ronny said on : 05/23/09 @ 10:37
Drug use and sports shouldn't go together, we all know that by now. We are well familiar with most of the sportsmen who used performance enhancing drugs or illicit drugs risking their careers for the sake of their addiction. So much for fair-play...

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