There was a time long ago when homosexuals wouldn’t dare speak of gay marriage. In 2006 however, a freedom permeates the land, allowing people from all walks of life to dream of liberties otherwise denied.
Which likely explains why we need to ban things like gay marriage at the constitutional level.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I see President Bush’s ploy of talking up a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage for what it really is – a “Stop looking at Iraq and out-of-control government spending” issue.
Nonetheless, it’s vital that we back the president at this time. Plus, c’mon, it’s cool to back Bush now. I mean, no one else is doing it. It’s subversively hip.
This is why, in line with Bush proposing to take away the civil rights of people based on their personal and sexual tastes, I believe we should go further. It’s time we ban homosexuals from taking part in professional sports.
This actually shouldn’t be very hard. At last check, defying all known statistical surveys on homosexuality, there was not a single gay male participating in a group sport. So baseball, football, soccer, hockey, etc., you’re all free to go.
Which brings us to professional golf. Rosie Jones came out in 2004, but face it, that’s the last interesting thing she did. She’s out. Karrie Webb keeps her personal life extremely private, which is to be commended. She’s still out, though. Think of the children.
Luckily, on the PGA Tour, there doesn’t appear to be a single homosexual. Same goes with the Champions Tour. There may be a gay professional golfer out there somewhere, but you’d likely have to dig fairly deep into a mini-tour to find an openly out one.
Nonetheless, this shouldn’t stop us from banning homosexuals from professional sports. If the President can get a constitutional amendment taking away a group of people’s rights based on pandering to voters, than I say, we should be able to go whole hog. Plus, once you get the taste for this sort of thing, random acts of oppression can become addictive. So sorry homosexuals, no military, marriage or pro sports for you.
Because in the end, it comes down to this: Why even have power if you aren’t going to use it to take away the rights of a group of people that can’t yell as loud as you.
Which is why I believe now is the time to ban homosexuals from professional sports. They devalue the athletic achievements of heterosexual athletes and leave our children confused. Now is the time to act, because while there could, perhaps, maybe be homosexuals in pro sports, they won’t say a word. They never do.
Let’s ban homosexuals from professional sports. It makes as much sense as banning homosexuals from marriage, and if you’re going to make a mockery of the constitution, why be subtle about it?
–WKW
WorldGolf.com's William K. Wolfrum blogs about everything in the world of golf and travel, including Michelle Wie, Lorena Ochoa, Tiger Woods and other PGA and LPGA headlines. Plus, he offers the humorous and obscure in news, politics and pop culture.
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