In China, where they will do everything but devalue the yuan to prove that they actually invented everything, they have opened an exhibit that gives evidence to its claim that golf was, in fact, invented by the Chinese, not the Scottish.
The exhibit, at Beijing’s Great Hall of the People, shows paintings of nobles playing a golf-esque gamed. To the Chinese, these paintings – which are up to 700 years old – are proof that golf is the descendant of their ancient game of Chuiwan.
The main reason we can discount China’s claims is that historical truth is more or less meaningless, and society goes with whatever truth works out best for them.
In sports it means that we settle on stories that Wally Pipp had a headache or that golf courses have 18 holes because a bottle of Scotch holds 18 shots.
It also means that we go along believing that hair grows back thicker if it’s been shaved, or that Rush Limbaugh got out of serving his country because he had an “inoperable” ingrown ass hair … oh, wait, that one is true.
So Chuwian this: where golf truly came to be is no longer subject for debate. Golf invented in China? Hooey. It was invented by drunken, kilt-wearing Scotsmen.
And that’s the truth.
–WKW
WorldGolf.com's William K. Wolfrum blogs about everything in the world of golf and travel, including Michelle Wie, Lorena Ochoa, Tiger Woods and other PGA and LPGA headlines. Plus, he offers the humorous and obscure in news, politics and pop culture.
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