Golfer Supremacy Rankings: Where God and golf aren't a Mission Impossible
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Golfer Supremacy Rankings
1. David Toms
Comments: Toms earns the top spot in this week’s GSR’s for showing that even golfers can say really dumb things. His comments regarding the Masters did very little to remove the stereotype that golfers are over-pampered brats:
“It’s the only place all year where the players don’t feel like they’re the most important thing there,” said Toms of Augusta National.
Toms added that unless conditions improve radically, he’ll have no choice but to collapse in a heap on a fairway next year at Augusta.
2. Paula Creamer:
Comments: In keeping with the mandate that only certain players on the LPGA tour are allowed to be mentioned, Creamer earns this spot with her sixth-place finish at the LPGA-Takefuji Classic. Juli Inkster, who is in her final year of being allowed to be written about, finished fourth.
“I said, ‘This is for you Jesus,’ and knocked it in,” said Baddeley.
When reached for comment, Jesus stated that the putt was a pleasant offering that, while not as good as gold, far exceeded myrrh.
4. John Daly
Comments: Daly finished tied for 27th at the Verizon Heritage, his best finish in a month that’s seen him miss three cuts. Afterward, during a rousing game of “pin-the-tail-on-the-golf-groupie,” Daly dedicated his final shot to Hugh Hefner.
“I said, ‘This is for you Hef,’ and knocked it in,” reportedly said Daly.
By winning the China Open, Singh did his part to help India bounce back from a week that saw drunk and armed cop-thugs go nuts at an Indian golf course. The victory was only the second by an Indian player on the PGA European Tour and Singh’s first in 13 years.
Random Factoid: Aishwarya Rai is scheduled to begin shooting a major Hollywood film with Will Smith later this year. Now here’s another picture of her:
Aishwarya Rai: As a matter of fact,
I am cut-and-pasting her name.
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And, Lorena Ochoa now has plenty of faith in herself. I'm taking odds that she wins an LPGA major this year.
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