I swear: With women and sports, Brooks finds a blogging niche

Reading Mark Nessmith’s admission of swearing too much, I was struck by not only his honesty, but his overall lameness. I’m sure he swears some, but no clue hath he.

I swear like an angry, drunken, herpes-addled sailor who just found out his parrot found another shoulder on which to perch. Add to this that I live in a country where most people don’t understand me anyway, and that my wife speaks English as a second language, and I have the freedom to speak like a Tarantino character.

Look at me, opening up. Isn’t this sweet.

Anyway, speaking of bad taste, here’s the Web site of a guy who, like Rush Limbaugh, found a shtick that worked. And sure, he may go to hell for it, but it’ll be to the cool hell with people like Hugh Hefner, Jimi Hendrix and Marilyn Monroe.

At Sports by Brooks, Brooks is the guy who blogs incessantly about sports. The numerous amazing-looking women he has around him just help get his message across.

You see, Brooks found a way to bypass the struggles of the normal sports writer – he hurled hot women at the problem.

Like Limbaugh, Brooks is a guy in a tough business, who found a niche. Now, he actually does tours with his fabulous female friends. This for a guy who basically looks like Tim McDonald, after cosmetic surgery.

Brooks will write about golf periodically, and enjoys shaking things up, as it were. And sometimes, he does both simultaneously, like recently posting a picture of Big Break star (Caution: R-rated link) Danielle Aimee at a Playboy party, if that’s really her.

Is he exploiting women? Of course, but if you notice, he’s from Southern California, where beautiful women are fork-lifted off of trucks from Iowa several times a day. God bless those girls fighting for their dream.

Regardless, SBB is a fun site, and Brooks seems to be enjoying life. And unlike Limbaugh, he’ll get entrance with the rest of us into the cool section of hell, where swearing is revered as an art form.

–WKW