Fans of women’s golf, the mystery is over. Those long, lonely nights of worrying about who is the best female golfer are over. For the fairer sex, Annika Sorenstam is the best there is.
At least that’s according to the first Rolex “Hey, Let’s Authenticate Michelle Wie With Ridiculously High” Rankings. Paula Creamer is the pick for the No. 2 female golfer in the rankings, which reportedly use many of the same ranking criteria as does Tiger Beat Magazine when it chooses its “Dreamiest Guys Alive” rankings.
At very least, Creamer had a great season in 2005, finishing second on the money list and winning four times. Michelle Wie, who has six glittering top-10 finishes in her career, is ranked No. 3. Yes, in the world.
Now, I’m sure there are a few Wie fans that will gladly argue that their charge should actually be ranked ahead of Annika. They’re crazy like that, that’s how they roll.
Here on Earth, however, I can’t even begin to express my dismay. Michelle Wie is the No. 3 women’s golfer in the world? This is getting too much for me. I’m starting to feel dirty. Like a drug pusher ("C’mon, just watch Wie play once. It’s free this time. Look at that swing, huh? She’s the best, right? Right? Want some more Wie, now?")
Maybe this will all make more sense after Rolex introduces it’s new Michelle Wie line of ladies watches. Until then, however, it feels way too much like the LPGA and the Wie marketing machine are forcing me to accept Michelle Wie as something she isn’t yet – one of the top women’s golfers in the world.
–WKW
WorldGolf.com's William K. Wolfrum blogs about everything in the world of golf and travel, including Michelle Wie, Lorena Ochoa, Tiger Woods and other PGA and LPGA headlines. Plus, he offers the humorous and obscure in news, politics and pop culture.
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