Michael Savage takes on the best of golf in battle of wits

One of our loyal readers, Under Par, made a comment in Tim McDonald’s blog on why Dick Cheney should golf rather than hunt:

“Just so you know, conservatives have far better senses of humor than liberals could ever hope to. Ever hear of Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage? Just try and find a liberal host who could match the latter’s wit.”

Not being one to shirk from a challenge, I thought I’d switch it up a bit and see if I could find golfers that could match wits with Savage, the loquacious radio talk-show host and herbalist.

Whose Wit is Under Par?

Michael Savage:

“Oh, you’re one of the sodomites! You should only get AIDS and die, you pig! How’s that? Why don’t you see if you can sue me, you pig? You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage? You got nothing to do today? Go eat a sausage and choke on it. Get trichinosis. Okay, got another nice caller here who’s busy because he didn’t have a nice night in the bath house and is angry at me today?”

Golfer: Dave Hill:

“Gay Brewer swings the club in a figure eight. If you didn’t know better, you’d swear he was trying to kill snakes.”

Michael Savage:

“With the [Latino] population that has emerged, since they breed like rabbits, in many cases the whites will become a minority in their own nation … The white people don’t breed as often for whatever reason. I guess many homosexuals are involved. That is also part of the grand plan, to push homosexuality to cut down on the white race”

Golfer: Lee Trevino:

“The older I get the better I used to be.”

Michael Savage:

“When you hear ‘human rights,’ think gays. When you hear ‘human rights,’ think only one thing: someone who wants to rape your son.”

Golfer: Jimmy DeMaret:

“Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.”

There you have it. A true wit-fest if I’ve ever seen one. And it really could go either way.

On the golfer’s end, you get witticisms from some of the greats, giving tasty little morsels of humor that especially will tickle golfers.

From Michael Savage, you get an herbal-medicine author making broad comments that will surely delight the aging, former Andrew Dice Clay crowd. This leads us to the ultimate question:

Which is wit?

–WKW