Slamming golf balls off neighbor's house leads to Hilton Head hijinx
From the Department of “Man I Wish There Was Video of This":
According to the Island Packet, a 49-year-old Hilton Head Island woman was arrested recently, facing charges of vandalizing her neighbor’s property and assaulting a police officer.
It appears one Rita Miguel Caruso had some troubles with her neighbor and decided to resolve the issue by imploding spectacularly.
First Caruso pulled her golf clubs out and started smacking golf balls into her neighbor’s house, which, even in a golf-liberal environment like Hilton Head, is frowned upon.
Then it was just off to the races. Caruso then started knocking over her neighbor’s plants, then threw honey at her neighbor’s front door, then got some silly string and started spraying it over her neighbor’s ornamental reindeer, throwing the can at her neighbor’s truck when it was empty.
Finally, the cops arrived. And Caruso kneed one of them right in the sweet spot.
I don’t believe there’s a real point to made here. Maybe it’s more proof that everyone in Hilton Head owns golf clubs. Regardless, I would have loved to see it.
|« Yes, Gulf Coast golf, there is no Santa Claus||Using 'lack of alcohol' as an excuse just one reason to love Darren Clarke »|
Yes, it's me, the wicked little Rita Miguel who
supposedly hit golf balls into people's homes.
C'mon, I'm a golfer; why in the world would I ever
hit balls into homes.
I've written a book that is soon to be published.
Respond back and I'll send you a copy.
Rita Miguel Caruso
Comments are closed for this post.