Recently, the Golf Channel released the results of a survey that said women are 19 times more likely than men to cry on the golf course. Apparently Vijay Singh was not asked to participate.
Vijay’s age must finally be catching up with him. Not only is he getting out-driven by Phil Mickelson, he is also becoming a grouchy old man. After Mickelson beat him by a total of four shots during the first two rounds of the FBR Open, Singh reportedly asked that Mickelson’s driver be tested.
On Monday after the tournament,still grouchy from the weekend’s events, Singh went home and yelled to his neighbors, “Keep your damn kids off of my lawn. I’m trying to take a nap.” After waking up, he walked outside, kicked a dog on the street, and started up his Cadillac to get to the early-bird special at the local diner. Later in the week, he contacted Hootie Johnson to ask if he could tee off at 5:30 each morning during the Masters because he is beginning to get sleepy around 1:00 in the afternoon, and he wants to make sure he can keep up with the young “whipper-snappers.”
Vijay Singh has never been my favorite player, and this puts him even lower on the list. If he had beaten Mickelson the first two rounds, he never would have taken the time to complain. Vijay is too good to question another player’s driver or another player’s spikes (coincidence that Mickelson was the source of the complaint both times?); if there was a legitimate violation that was hurting his chances of winning, that’s one thing, but being outdriven by an average of six yards on Thursday and fifteen yards on Sunday is not what made him lose.
Perhaps his next complaint will make history as the first that a player ever makes against his own equipment, with his Never Compromise putter, or whatever is in his bag at this point, becoming the target. At his age, all it will take for him to explode is for some intern in tournament hospitality to serve him a cold bowl of oatmeal-then everyone better watch out.
WorldGolf.com blogger Spencer Hux writes about PGA Tour and LPGA Tour stars such as Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and Michelle Wie. He also follows the latest developments with some of the South’s best golf courses, plus balls and clubs.
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