Webb outpaces Wie in Evian Masters, Caddyshack reunion for charity, human skull found at country club

"Michelle Wie remains in the hunt at the Evian Masters, but Karrie Webb has set the pace in round three, shooting 3-under thru 12 while Wie is two back ..."

Actually, Wie is just 1 shot off the lead.

Oops. Sorry, you were posting in the round. Sorry, I thought you meant after the round.

I just thought I'd post this to get a rise out of the Wie Warriors. Bubbles remains in solid contention by shooting 70 today. She is one shot behind Karrie entering the final round at the Evian. However, Morgan Pressel scored a 67 today to tie Laura Davies. For low round. So the story is this: If Bubbles had played as well as Morgan today, she'd have a two-shot lead. The hated Morgan had posted her score so Bubbles knew what she had to shoot. So why didn't she do it? Sounds stupid you say? Not any more so than the constant unnecessary excuses you clowns make for MW.

Maybe Morgan can teach me how to win, after I teach her how to get on the leaderboard.

ouch, that one hurt!

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Muahahahahahaha..... Another one of your better jokes Alex... You thought? hahahahaha.


Carry on Lexy, old sock. You certainly do entertain.

putt4par, I told you, stay off those funny cigarettes! Once upon a time, p4p, you too were entertaining. Now, I have all your former fans!

Dear Michelle,
I'm starting to get that feeling again, tightening up and having a hard time swallowing. Please help, I'm so tired of this.



Sincerly,
Your throat

Dear Ford

Change professions. Placing large objects in ones throat can be injurious to your health. Besides, Deepthroat was only supposed to be a movie. Oh, and an American spy.

Take care now,

a friend

Excellent round(67) for Morgan Pressel. What Alex said is not all that different from what Wie supporters were saying after her second round 68 at the Sony this year. Is Alex suggesting that Pressel playing on the LPGA is in some way similar to Wie on the PGA?
And remember, Wie critics were saying that Wie only shot her 68 once the pressure was off and she no longer had a chance to make the cut. Does Alex think that Morgan Pressel is only able to play excellent golf when she is so far behind there is no longer any pressure to try to win?

Putt4par so nice to hear from you again. You see it was a letter to Michelle from her throat, feeling that choking sensation coming on....Oh, never mind I should have known the mensa members that support Wie on this site would have trouble grasping the joke.

Deepthroat was not an American spy as you refer to him, it was actually the codename for the famous Watergate Informant later revealed to be former FBI Associate Director Mark Felt.

Michelle will play in the final group with Hall of Fame member Karrie Webb who is having a great season and Laura Davies who is very close to qualifying for the Hall of Fame herself. In the group behind her is Se Ri Pak who has met the Hall of Fame requirements except for the ten year playing requirement. It doesn't get much better than this for a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD girl.

Karrie is playing precision golf this season, while Se Ri and Laura are not playing so badly themselves.

This is a defining moment for Michelle Wie and her quest to make golf history. This is her first really pressure packed final round and it happens to come with three of the best female golfers on the Planet surrounding her. These gals will not fold under pressure and should be in the match all the way to the end.

There may not be a better opportunity for Michelle to take her game to a new level and silence her critics. Or will she fold under the enormous pressure and give her critics a chance to spread Bovine Fodder for another week?

I picked Lorena to win and she is still in the hunt and knows how to go real low herself in a final round. Come on Lorena, usted lo puede hacer chica.

In any case, the final round of the Evian Masters will be fun to watch as it also doesn't get much better than this for fans of women's professional golf.

Hi Michelle: Let me tell you my secret of not choking: Just stay away from the leaderboard, like I do! I have absolutely no chance of choking!

Ford said:
I'm starting to get that feeling again, tightening up and having a hard time swallowing. Please help, I'm so tired of this.
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Ford,
Your sexual preferences are your own. You should not be ashamed of yourself and you are free to do whatever you want and have your own little hobbies.

Please be safe though.

Ford I have a suggestion for how you can cure your throat problem.

Remove that portion of Alex's anatomy that is blocking it.

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Deepthroat was not an American spy as you refer to him, it was actually the codename for the famous Watergate Informant later revealed to be former FBI Associate Director Mark Felt.
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A spy by any name and for any purpose is still a spy.

BTW....

Se Ri pak... 3 bogeys, one Double Bogey in 3 rounds

Michelle Wie and MiHyun Kim each with 4 bogeys for 3 rounds

Karrie Webb 5 bogeys and 2 double bogeys plus a blown 3 stroke lead.

Lorena Ohcoa 7 bogeys and 1 double bogey in 3 rounds


Seems to me you are talking about the wrong victim insofar as the choking sounds we are hearing so far

Very clever and extremely mature guys. I feel like I have reached the pinnacle of my blogging career. Johhny N. and One-Putt two well known Wie fans have given up reasoning and debate and have resorted to homophobic jokes and blowjob references. One-putt your latest blog is a new low, it's crude and disgusting and insults the manhood of two men who have you beat in every way as men and human beings. You are a coward, hiding behind your computer screen making taunts and threats knowing full well that you are just a pathetic shell of your former self, which probably wasn't all that impressive to begin with, tunnel rat. As I have said many times I'm not in the habit of engaging in internet tough guy talk, but for you, old man I'm willing to make an exception. My wife and oldest son surf this site and occasionally read these blogs, as many women and children do, how sad that they be subjected to this type of drivel. If a joke about her tendency to choke in big spots elicits this type of response I am truly concerned for your reaction to another fold job from Michelle tomorrow.

Ford; I don't think One Putt can take all the blame here. It seems obvious to me here that Alex and yourself have tried to wind up people trying to provoke a reaction. Maybe I've got it wrong, but I believe that if I haven't, that is called trolling, and thus complaining about any reaction you got is rather ironic as you made these comments to provoke a response in the manner that One Putt delivered. Sorry if that's not the case though, and I do not condone these kind of jokes, especially if children read this site.

Ford,

I agree those jokes are bad and I hope that they are the last. But your comments are not exactly healthy for children and women, either. What do you expect kids and occasional visitors to get away from reading your constant disparaging of a teenage girl who has done nothing but being herself and playing golf? I think it's hypocritic for you to cry fowl play now. It's the remark like your last sentence in your post that put you in the same footing as the people you criticize. Just because you don't have fowl language in it doesn't make the message any more conducive to the environment of a public forum.

You do have it wrong! You are welcome to look back at every blog I have ever written, are they skeptical of Michelle Wie, Yes, are they sometimes critical of her play in big spots, sure, do they question her career path and the hype surrounding her, absolutely, but insinuating that someone is perfroming a sex act on another man, never. Like many people here I will make good natured digs at Michelle and will not hesitate to call out some of her fans for what I would deem obssesive worship and faulty logic. Why is it that the only people accussed of being trolls or trolling are those that are skeptics of Wie. When Wie fans attack Morgan Pressel calling her fat, stupid, bitchy and god knows what else, are they trolling for a reaction. It's called a dissenting opinion and it's what this country was founded upon. Fraiser just to get you up to speed, One-putt has threatened to "rip my head off and sh*t down my neck" in the past, but this is a new low. One-Putt is a coward and a sad, bitter human being, please don't waste your time defending him.

Just so I understand I think Michelle Wie will fold tomorrow and not win a golf tournament is equivalant to calling somebody a homosexual and describing a gay sex act...Got it, seems reasonable. Just for the record questioning the career path, mental toughness and win total of a Professional golfer is not an attack it's an opinion.

Trust me I'm no prude, I've heard a lot worse in my life and probably been called a lot worse, but at least those people had the guts to say it to my face and sometimes they got their teeth knocked down their throat and sometimes they got away with it, because I deserved it, but I just don't like some cowardly old man sitting behind a computer telling me I'm sucking some guy's you know what. Especially when the reason is that I disagree with his stance on a golfer. Surely everybody can understand my anger.

One-Putt,

If you think that a win in an inferior tour event will silence this critic, you never understood my criticism to begin with.

I just don't get it. Bubbles is having an outstanding tournament. Everybody, including the Wie skeptics on this board recognize her good play and have said as much on this blog. Yet the Wie-wee's are up in arms, making vulgar sexual references, and generally acting like a gang of crazies. What gives? I thought you Wie Warriors would be ecstatic. None of the Wie-men predicted MW to win the Evian with the exception of Jim C. She has a top five pretty well locked up, which is as much as anyone could expect. So what are you guys bitching about? One-Putt, putt4par, save the wisea-- BS, what's your problem?

"When Wie fans attack Morgan Pressel calling her fat, stupid, bitchy and god knows what else, are they trolling for a reaction. "

I would say so.

I have no problem with you presenting an opinion. But when you make comments such as the one about her throat etc, etc, I would call that trying to provoke a reaction. That's just me. Maybe you were making a valid point, and at no point were trying to provoke someone to react. That was my interpretation of the posts. Of course, as you say, I probably have this wrong.

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If you think that a win in an inferior tour event will silence this critic, you never understood my criticism to begin with."

Inferior? How so?

Dear Ford I'm starting to get that feeling again, tightening up and having a hard time swallowing. Please help, I'm so tired of this. Sincerly, Your throat 07/28/06 @ 13

Fellas, I am game.

Jon, Please explain those two incomprehensible posts. If you can, that is.

OK guys, let's settle down, re: inferior tour event, doesn't it have the top 30 women golfers in the world? Secondly, I'm one of Bubbles biggest fans but I frankly don't think she will win tomorrow. Karrie web is playing just a little better and has a whole lot more experience coming down the strech. Along with all the others nipping at MW's heels, she would have to have one of her best rounds ever. I'll make a prediction, she'll have to shoot a 68 to win tomorrow.Having said that , I guess what separates Wie warriors and her critics is how do you interpret still another top 5 finish? Another colapse in the final stretch yet again, or another incredible performance by beating ALMOST all of the other best women golfer's in the world? I don't care or base my opinion on how well she plays based on how much money Nike is paying her. I base it on how well she plays (consistently) against the best women golfers in the world.
In that light, I think she is doing quite well.

Hey Ford you opened the door, I just walked in. :-)

Thanks Maui. I will do my best tomorrow. Oops, to shoot 68, I need to go to bed now.

Alex I thought you had a finger down Ford's throat trying to clear an airway. Where is your mind?

Ford,
You are not in any position to call foul on anyones comments. At least you are a grown man or so I would say.

You should be able to take a little dig.
On the other hand, you are the one who is the guy hiding behind a computer screen to insult a child.
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I'm starting to get that feeling again, tightening up and having a hard time swallowing. Please help, I'm so tired of this.
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That comment shows that not only do you hope that she would play badly, but that you would be relishing the prospect and would experience joy from it. That is one serious problem you have there.

Michelle has actually performed very well down the stretch of each tournament she has played this season so far. So as well as your comments being just plain nasty, they are also untrue.

But lets not dwell on the untrue part of your statement, it is the nastiness that you should be most ashamed of.

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If you think that a win in an inferior tour event will silence this critic, you never understood my criticism to begin with.
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Is the Esian Masters inferior?

Someone should should have told those silly people who have made the prize fund, the 2nd biggest in womens golf. Or those other silly people who invited the top 30 women golfers.
Or how about the top 30 women golfers themselves who decided to turn up, perhaps someone should tell them that they shouldn't have bothered because it is an inferior event.

My take on this deep throat issue is that P4P misunderstood Ford's comment and made it sound like something else, then others (J.N. and 1P) who probably just glanced P4P/Ford's comments went further.

I think it is a simple misunderstanding that got carried away. From reading their comments, they are generally decent. Everyone makes mistakes too. If it is too extreme, let the editor delete, no damage done here.

Let's forget about it and have a more intelligent discussion.

Alex, I will be brief. In the comment above, I switched "Michelle "with "Ford." All the words are exactly as he wrote them. The deepthroat is implied, a poor and disturbing attempt at humour. In contrast, what I like about your comments, Alex, is that you are just having fun and I don't find mean spiritedness in your posts. I try to do the same but not too successfully, I am afraid.

Judge the only thing inferior here is your judgement of golf matches or players.

Stuck on stupid again.

Okay, I should have perhaps said, "inferior tour's event." Get it?

I get it, that's actually pretty good Judge. That must be why Michelle wants to play with the men.

3 words... FREAKIN GONG SHOW. Maybe some of you need to get other hobbies, like golf for instance.

Looks like the Wie Warriors will have to wait at least one more week for that first win.

Karrie Webb won.

Paula Creamer shot the best round of the day, I believe, but her 3rd round woes kept her out of the winner's circle.

Status quo for MIchelle Wie

-George

Wie shot a 68. I wish I could choke like that.

Although, having looked into it, it was a bit unfortunate if she only parred the last few holes. I suppose you consider that a choke. Still 68 ain't bad, to put it mildly.

As a blogger asked on another blog, did anyone actually watch this round yet? Even I was dumb-founded on how much we know about wat we did not watch.

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As a blogger asked on another blog, did anyone actually watch this round yet? Even I was dumb-founded on how much we know about wat we did not watch."

It was televised live in Japan on TGC. :-)

Michelle Wie didn't win because she has no heart. That's it. 16, 26, 36 years old - it will make no difference for her. She will NEVER win an LPGA event. Stop letting the media do all your thinking for you. There are plenty of golfers without a corporate agenda behind them who actually DO play winning golf.