It is being reported that a CBS “technician” was found in his Holiday Inn with money and the red dye from the exploding material in his getaway bag of money. Two others were later arrested.
Clearly, CBS is not giving enough per diem for this to occur.
In fact, I tried to rob my local 7/11 for just that reason. I couldn’t find a sponsor, so I thought, hey, rob a 7/11 and get to Augusta, but the guys behind the counter just laughed at me and gave me my six pack of Samuel Adams.
Maybe his attire messed him up. First he was wearing an Atlanta Braves visor. Clearly, he should have chosen the NY Yankees instead to be more intimidating, and remind the teller NOT to include the exploding dye in the bag of money. Secondly, he was wearing a white tee shirt and blue jeans. Had he been wearing a Snoop Dogg T-shirt, he would have been much better off, and then he could have changed into his CBS TECHNICIAN tee shirt. And he might have thought about upgrading from the stupid Holiday Inn, to the Marriott.
I just hope that his adviser in all of this wasn’t the shamed Dan Blather.
His room and car were both in the name of CBS.
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