Okay, let’s break this down. The latest issue of Golf Magazine alleges that it had 40 readers and invited them to spend two weeks at Reunion Resort in Florida. Nice, how do you get that ticket? Then they say that the test 55 “latest” models and hit 72000 golf balls, which to just under 33 swings per club. How does that take two weeks? 1815 swings per person breaks down to 130 shots a day. Or two large buckets per day. Nice work if you can get it. Driver winner: TaylorMade r7 Draw. Game Improvement ...

Wow, what a Saturday at Augusta. Tiger trudges off the course matching his Thursday achievement of bogey’s on 17 and 18, and you could feel the steam building up like a nuke reactor ready to blow. Back the range to settle down with this brain trust of Haney and Stevie to iron out his kinks. On the course, however the +3 seemed like he would wind up 5 back for Sunday, but then the other lesser planets began to crash. The last group was already having a nervous breakdown. Clark and Wetterick needed a sports psychologist instead ...

It is being reported that a CBS “technician” was found in his Holiday Inn with money and the red dye from the exploding material in his getaway bag of money. Two others were later arrested. Clearly, CBS is not giving enough per diem for this to occur. In fact, I tried to rob my local 7/11 for just that reason. I couldn’t find a sponsor, so I thought, hey, rob a 7/11 and get to Augusta, but the guys behind the counter just laughed at me and gave me my six pack of Samuel Adams. Maybe his attire messed him up. ...