Maybe I’m not taking my pills - or this coffee’s gone bad. I just wrote a column proclaiming Augusta National (and every other private club) should offer small blocks of daily public tee times. Click here to read it.
Now, I’m announcing another long-standing belief of mine that might be considered off the deep end in the conservative golf world: Female golfers’ green fees shouldn’t be the same as men. They should get a discount.
The first reason is simple and rational. How long of a golf course do they play compared to the Y-Chromosome? Men play 6,000-7,000 yards of golf. Women play 4,500-5,500 yards. They see less course, so let them pay a little less. I say 10-20% off is a pretty fair deal for everyone involved.
The second reason is a little sexist, but it’s often true. Women spend more money in the golf shop than men (especially on a golf vacation), getting those pretty visors and sweater vests. What they spend off the course will make up for what they are discounted on it.
Women also don’t spray the ball into other fairways and houses, endangering other players and causing lawsuits to the golf course. And they sure never drive golf carts recklessly and damage them.
The babes also play faster. I’d estimate over half the women I’ve seen on the golf course don’t take practice swings (my grandma was the fastest golfer I’ve ever played with and quite good, too, but she also played with grumpy, retired newspaper men a lot). Hardly any women I know even take a moment to line up their shots from behind the ball. Perhaps they feel like they’re inconveniencing their impatient husbands as they fiddle with their Blackberry in the golf cart waiting to get to their big, macho drives.
Lastly, fellas, we should remember that women pay wayyyyyyy more for haircuts than us.
The golf industry has been wondering aloud for years about how to increase the number of female golfers picking up the game, as well as rounds played by women each year.
My idea is as good of a start as I’ve ever heard.
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WorldGolf.com's Brandon Tucker offers his unique perspective on golf and travel destinations from Scotland and Ireland to Myrtle Beach. He also chimes in on news events on the PGA and LPGA Tours, Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and other happenings around the world of golf.
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