Phil Mickelson's lucky shot at Colonial: this kind of reckless behavior shouldn't be encouraged
Does anyone else get the feeling that rewarding Phil Mickelson with a Colonial victory after he blew another tee shot left on the 72nd hole is like buying your daughter a convertible right after she flunked out of college?
This behavior cannot be encouraged.
If you missed it this afternoon, Mickelson came to the 18th tee tied for the lead with his playing partner Rod Pampling and Tim Clark, who was in the clubhouse.
Mickelson blew his drive left into the trees ala Winged Foot. Pampling was straight down the middle.
The commentators deemed Mickelson in jail, and said his best bet was to hit a little cut shot out of the trees and hope for an up-and-down and a playoff.
So Mickelson hits an unthinkable 52-degree wedge hook out of the trees (audio evidence shows his ball hit some leaves). Judging by the aerial camera, his ball landed probably two feet over the short side bunker and settled to about ten feet.
Flustered, Pampling couldn’t hit his ball inside 30 feet. Mickelson made his putt and walked off with the plaid jacket.
Clearly Mickelson hasn’t learned anything from his Winged Foot disaster. It was exciting as hell today, sure. I was rolling around on my couch in uncontrollable laughter.
But that doesn’t mean that kind of shot is healthy, Phil. Come major time, do you really think the rough will be that low and you’ll be able to pull that one-in-a-million shot off?
Apparently Mickelson isn’t playing with another wood in his bag besides his driver. His next longest club is a 3-iron, and the rest of his clubs are wedges, I guess. Someone needs to introduce him to the wonders of the hybrid. I have a Callaway hybrid and I’m automatic with it off the tee. A cool 240-50 with it. Ask anyone who’s played with me in the last few months. It never misses.
You’re a Callaway man, right Lefty? GET ONE!!!
18 comments
hate Phil. He has so much talent and what drives
most to like him is his style of being and ordinary,
fun to hang out with guy who makes the same mental
mistakes we all do on the course. In his defense he
has 34 wins and a crazy amount of money doing what he
loves to do
When is the last time Tiger found jail on the 18th when he was tied for the lead? He woulda hit that "stinger" or a 2-iron safely and let his putter win it from 20-feet like Bay Hill.
However, he & his caddie Bones should be shot for not hitting 3-wood off the 72nd tee at Winged Foot (had it with him that week), then shot a second time for not pitching the ball back to the fairway instead of going for the green. The difference was he had a one shot lead in the Open and playing for par/bogey after the awful tee shot gets him a win or in a playoff at worst.
Phil makes the most spectacular recovery shot that most folks have ever seen, and you birds see fit to criticize him.
All three of you clowns would kick if you were hanged with a new rope.
Alex USMC 1969-73
and one of the greatest talents to ever play
the game what to do. How did you get his Job?
It's the bomb and gouge theory which as we saw, does work. In this case for a win!
His problem at the US Open was not the tee shot, it was the bone-head second shot.
240-250 every time with a hybrid??
Gee it's just that easy.
Thibodeaux, imagine your job. Then imagine risking your retirement every day...wouldn't make much sense. Phil's place in history will not be secured by victories in the Colonial; instead, it will be written in major-championship ink. He can go down as the second coming of Arnie "Watch me give another one away" Palmer or he can chill down to a modern-day Walter Hagen, who was not nearly as crazy as Phil! Two down, one to go.
Andy, it IS that easy for them. It's like breathing for you and me (assuming you have lungs or gills.) His problem at the Open WAS the tee shot, just as Van de velde's was also the tee shot. Bomb and gouge (nice cliche) no longer works in any of the majors. As far as Tiger and the late greats are concerned, Phil can win all the Colonials he desires. The major championships define historical transcendence.
I didn't just invent that expression, in fact, I rattled the slats on my cradle the first time I heard it. And it goes, "---kick if you were HANGED with a new rope---". But I think you knew that already.
I'll leave you jokers to your own designs. Soon the sweet smell and I will be journeying down to Columbus for our annual trip to the Memorial. This will be our sixth time and our fourth consecutive.
If I see Phil, I'll tell him not to waste any spectacular recovery shots until and unless he is in contention to win on the last three holes on Sunday.
Alex USMC 1969-73
It's good to hear I'm not the only one left who's playing without a hybrid... :)

