Where is the slow play penalty on Masters winner Trevor Immelman? Tiger Woods should call him out

Trevor Immelman may be cruising his way to a green jacket, but he’s doing so going 45 in a 65 in the left lane with his blinker on.

Immelman and Brandt Snedeker teed off at 2:30 pm. It’s 7:00 now and they just barely teed off the 17th, they are nearly two holes behind the group ahead, Paul Casey and Steve Flesch.

Have they been put on the clock? I think Jim Nantz is getting sleepy. At the very least, he’s texting his agent demanding overtime comp. Now it looks like my local news is going to be bumped. When I don’t get my local shootings and cat parade updates I start the week on a sour note I can’t sweeten.

It ain’t Snedeker’s fault. If anything, Snedeker should take more time. Usually he just walks up to the ball and swings with nary a waggle.

If Immelman ends up only winning by one or two strokes, this is going to be a tainted green jacket. Nobody likes a slowpoke, especially the members at Augusta, who I’m told usually play the course in closer to three hours.

To think I just defended the members of Augusta National for their sexist, conservative ways…then they allow this sluggish play to infect their hallowed grounds. If they don’t light a fire under some butts next year, my support is going with the feminists!

Tiger Woods, who has complained about slow play recently, should make a statement about it.

“The win only counts if you finish in under five hours,” is what Woods should say. That would create a little tension.

Now that the Grand Slam bid in 2008 is over, we golf writers need a new story line.