Sexy Caddy Chicks and WorldGolf.com are only guilty of false advertising

So I’m not the only one who notices a few scantly clad, easy-on-the-eyes women near the top right corner of WorldGolf.com.

First, Bruce “The Guru” Stasch is going after these girls, all while putting his manliness up for auction.

Then a disgusted female reader is saying WorldGolf.com has no class, posting such advertisements on the front page.

After all, this is a GOLF site!

I have one problem with Caddy Chicks. But first, here’s what’s awesome about them:

- I’m tired of looking at Phil Mickelson’s man boobs every time I go to GolfDigest.com or PGATour.com. Finally I can see some curves where they belong.

- I sat in on a conference where the WorldGolf.com editorial staff discussed what should be posted in that corner. The finalists were the Daily Golf Caddy or the Daily shot of Scottish caddies caught with their kilt up in a gust of wind.

- Has anyone actually been to Caddy Chicks? There’s quite a wholesome mission statement that justifies why these girls are objectified:

“Caddychicks.com was formed to provide an opportunity for women to learn more about the game of golf through the eyes of a caddy. We are dedicated to providing training and support so that they may learn the game as it is meant to be played.”

So what’s my problem?

Well, as much as I enjoy looking at these girls in tiny swim suits that would turn heads on South Beach, if I’m forking down $25-$100 an hour to have them ride in my golf cart and massage my manhood with a bunch of “oh boy that was a big one!” or “can you show me how to hold it?” talk, these girls better be wearing what I saw in the ad. No conservative polo shirts and if I can’t see some thigh you may as well not even leave your sundeck and drive your boyfriend’s Miata to meet me at the course.

Imaginary reader Chucky Sleeze wrote me last week telling me about his alleged Caddy Chick experience:

“So I hired Carol for my weekend round last week with the buddies. Man you should see her pic, dude. They can’t be real, those rocks in the background. Must be Vegas. But she shows up, no makeup, no cleavage. A windbreaker, dude. Seriously. Sure it was 60 degrees but c’mon now. Then she didn’t even carry my bag, just rode shotgun in the cart, and she was text messaging her boyfriend the whole time. Awesome. I felt like a bigger loser giving her $200 than if I had plunked it down at the strip club down the street during the all-you-can-eat lunch buffet (which I’ve done in the past, the wings are underrated there, you gotta trust me on this…).”

The letter somewhat digresses after that. But the point is, I’m just a little skeptical about the service, and I think, like most spontaneous weekend trips to Vegas, the idea is usually superior compared to the end result.

I should also mention 90% of the Caddy Chicks are actually normal-looking girls who appear to genuinely have an interest in caddying, without selling their bodies/dignity. Of course, we’d never know that thanks to WorldGolf.com and Caddie Chicks’ Daily Golf Caddy, who use their “perv filter” to block those girls out of rotation.

But before we start crying bad taste and such, can we just acknowledge since the dawn of the internet, the world’s morals and any kind of sensitivity has been ejected off the planet? I’m pretty sure my kid’s first words will be, “Daddy, what’s male enhancement?” thanks to spammers.

So, lets just state for the record WorldGolf.com isn’t exactly censored by Jerry Falwell, and it’s the civic duty of any willing photogenic female to exploit themselves, and maybe even score a few bucks riding with some loser in a golf cart.

At $25/hr, Caddy Chick Candyce has a reputation for giving great yardage.